1 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,296 I'm so... I'm so glad you called. 2 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,340 I'm so glad you were free. 3 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:50,301 God, I love your eyes. 4 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,720 Okay, now what? 5 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:54,513 Cup my balls. 6 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,391 Okay, yes. All right. I can do that. 7 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:58,851 - There it is. - There we go. 8 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,938 That feels good. 9 00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:04,315 You know what to do. 10 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,569 Okay, you know what? Slow it down, slow it down. 11 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:10,529 - Okay. - Slow it down. 12 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,365 - There we go. - How's that? 13 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:16,285 That's good, nice and slow. See? Doesn't that feel good? 14 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:17,577 - Yeah. - No, I want to go fast. 15 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,496 - You want to go fast? - Fast. 16 00:01:22,872 --> 00:01:24,248 Yeah. No... 17 00:01:24,331 --> 00:01:25,666 Oh, yeah. That feels good. 18 00:01:25,749 --> 00:01:27,084 Oh, Yeah. 19 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:28,335 Yeah. 20 00:01:30,295 --> 00:01:31,922 Okay. You know what? I think... 21 00:01:32,005 --> 00:01:33,840 I think maybe we are on different rhythms here. 22 00:02:20,885 --> 00:02:23,722 I was having a nightmare. I was so scared. 23 00:02:25,223 --> 00:02:26,224 Good morning. 24 00:02:26,308 --> 00:02:27,309 Good morning. 25 00:02:28,226 --> 00:02:30,895 You look beautiful. 26 00:02:30,979 --> 00:02:32,314 No, I'm sure I look terrible. 27 00:02:32,397 --> 00:02:34,357 I just woke up. Are you kidding? 28 00:02:34,441 --> 00:02:36,233 I'm sure I'm a mess. 29 00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:38,485 You slept over. 30 00:02:38,569 --> 00:02:40,237 I did. 31 00:02:40,321 --> 00:02:42,906 I thought we had a rule against that. 32 00:02:44,325 --> 00:02:46,076 I'm kidding. 33 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:47,536 - That was funny. - I'm kidding. 34 00:02:47,619 --> 00:02:49,495 You're funny in the morning. 35 00:02:49,579 --> 00:02:51,163 - I like hanging out with you. - Yeah. 36 00:02:51,246 --> 00:02:54,666 I love hanging out with you. I think we get along really well 37 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:58,420 and you're so sexy. 38 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,339 I know. 39 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:05,719 I just have a lot coming up at work 40 00:03:05,802 --> 00:03:08,472 and I don't want to make promises I can't keep. 41 00:03:08,638 --> 00:03:10,349 You know what I mean? I know you do. 42 00:03:10,432 --> 00:03:12,392 Yeah. We're on the same page. 43 00:03:12,476 --> 00:03:15,437 I'm not looking for a relationship right now, either. Let's just say that. 44 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,357 Whatever you wanna... I can do... 45 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:22,361 I'd rather just... I like simple... I'm not like other girls. 46 00:03:22,444 --> 00:03:25,530 I'm not like, "Be my boyfriend!" Unless you were like, "Yeah!" 47 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:27,616 Then I'd be like, "maybe". 48 00:03:28,116 --> 00:03:29,992 But let's not. 49 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,119 I don't want that either. 50 00:03:43,339 --> 00:03:45,383 Wow, this is so awkward. I really want you to leave, 51 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:49,261 but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick. 52 00:04:48,696 --> 00:04:51,031 Come on! Hands behind your heads! Let's go! Sit-ups! 53 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:54,577 You're looking like pieces of bacon on a plate. 54 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:57,580 It's disgusting! I smell the fat! 55 00:04:58,372 --> 00:05:00,248 - He scares me. - Me, too. 56 00:05:00,331 --> 00:05:01,458 But he's an excellent motivator. 57 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:02,750 That's true. 58 00:05:02,834 --> 00:05:04,794 What are you looking at? 59 00:05:05,545 --> 00:05:07,045 Oh, Shit, he sees us. Oh, God. 60 00:05:07,212 --> 00:05:08,880 Hey! Hey! 61 00:05:09,297 --> 00:05:10,840 If you want to take this class, 62 00:05:11,048 --> 00:05:13,008 you're going to have to pay for it 63 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:15,093 like the rest of these bitches! 64 00:05:15,177 --> 00:05:18,263 What, are you dancing? In the park... Dance class? 65 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:21,223 You are not dancing. You are not dancing in the park! 66 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:23,225 - Go, go, go, go! - Freeloaders! 67 00:05:23,434 --> 00:05:24,477 I'm coming over there. 68 00:05:24,727 --> 00:05:26,103 - Is he coming? - I'm coming after you! 69 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:28,564 Sorry, Rodney. We're on a budget. 70 00:05:28,647 --> 00:05:30,983 Oh, come on! It's only 12 bucks! 71 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:32,568 Oh, my God! 72 00:05:32,818 --> 00:05:35,237 Come on! You fucking freeloaders. 73 00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:39,658 - We are out of our minds. - I know. 74 00:05:39,742 --> 00:05:41,744 That's okay. I'm so glad that we got to do this. 75 00:05:41,827 --> 00:05:43,037 I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. 76 00:05:43,579 --> 00:05:44,663 I've been in Chicago a lot. 77 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,749 I know. Sleeping at Dougie's house. 78 00:05:46,832 --> 00:05:48,459 Well, it's just closer to work. 79 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:50,043 How is it going with him anyway? 80 00:05:51,127 --> 00:05:53,003 I don't know. I mean, it's fine, 81 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:55,004 but I just feel like he's been distant later. 82 00:05:55,087 --> 00:05:56,839 And I don't know... 83 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,383 He calls me "dude" a lot. 84 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:00,593 That doesn't mean anything. 85 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,052 I think everything is fine. 86 00:06:02,135 --> 00:06:03,595 I don't know. Anyway, 87 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,430 what did you do last night? 88 00:06:07,432 --> 00:06:08,934 What did you do last night? 89 00:06:11,268 --> 00:06:12,936 You are not telling me something. 90 00:06:14,938 --> 00:06:16,356 I hung out with Ted for a little bit. 91 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:19,359 - I knew it! - We had fun. 92 00:06:19,776 --> 00:06:21,528 - It was fun. - Here's what I don't like about it. 93 00:06:21,819 --> 00:06:24,906 You hate yourself after you see him, every time. 94 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:27,200 And then we go through this, and then you feel like shit, 95 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:28,743 and it's almost like you're doing it 96 00:06:28,868 --> 00:06:30,328 because you feel bad about yourself. 97 00:06:30,828 --> 00:06:34,123 He called me late, and we hung out. 98 00:06:34,207 --> 00:06:36,834 It wasn't a big deal. And you know what? It was fun. 99 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:39,294 You had sex with him. 100 00:06:40,295 --> 00:06:43,632 We had an adult sleepover. 101 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,344 Did you let him sleep over in your mouth? 102 00:06:49,888 --> 00:06:51,431 - Annie! - I'm sorry! 103 00:06:51,473 --> 00:06:55,477 - You're unbelievable. - He kept putting it near my face. 104 00:06:55,852 --> 00:06:56,936 They do that, don't they? 105 00:06:57,061 --> 00:06:58,145 Why do they do that? Let us offer. 106 00:06:58,479 --> 00:06:59,480 If we don't offer... 107 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:00,565 Please. You're supposed to slap it away. 108 00:07:00,648 --> 00:07:01,649 I couldn't. 109 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,528 You don't want to look right at it. 110 00:07:05,653 --> 00:07:06,821 No. 111 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:09,949 It's too aggressive. It's like... 112 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:11,408 "Hello." 113 00:07:11,491 --> 00:07:12,534 That's my impression. 114 00:07:12,617 --> 00:07:13,577 Those are the balls? 115 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:15,244 Yeah. I'm trying to make it round, 116 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,953 but I can't because I have elbows. 117 00:07:19,622 --> 00:07:20,665 He is so hot, though. 118 00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:25,003 Look, I know you say he's cute and all that stuff, 119 00:07:25,086 --> 00:07:27,046 but it makes you feel like shit, you know? 120 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,132 You're a total catch, and any guy 121 00:07:29,257 --> 00:07:31,259 would be psyched to be your man. 122 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:33,678 You should just make room 123 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:36,222 for somebody who is nice to you. 124 00:07:36,306 --> 00:07:38,308 You know what? He's honest! 125 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,143 He told me that we are what we are 126 00:07:40,268 --> 00:07:42,020 and we're just having fun. And I like that. 127 00:07:42,103 --> 00:07:45,315 He also told you that you need dental work. He's an asshole. 128 00:07:47,692 --> 00:07:51,195 I don't need dental work. 129 00:07:51,696 --> 00:07:52,864 You're right. 130 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,157 There is nothing wrong with my teeth. 131 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,159 You are so beautiful. 132 00:07:56,451 --> 00:07:58,453 - Will you marry me? - Yes. 133 00:08:01,497 --> 00:08:02,498 I love you. 134 00:08:02,624 --> 00:08:03,625 I love you. 135 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:07,462 I don't want to go to work today. 136 00:08:07,545 --> 00:08:09,631 Let's see how many times Terry's called me. 137 00:08:09,714 --> 00:08:10,715 Only 15! 138 00:08:11,049 --> 00:08:12,341 You know what, Terry? I don't want 139 00:08:12,424 --> 00:08:14,216 to pick up your monkey lamps. Sorry! 140 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:16,385 Monkey lamps? 141 00:08:16,469 --> 00:08:19,347 I cannot wait to never work for a psychopath again. 142 00:08:20,847 --> 00:08:21,931 Annie! 143 00:08:22,015 --> 00:08:24,976 I'm sorry. I should have gone down Mason. 144 00:08:25,268 --> 00:08:28,647 Well, I'm the genius that opened a bakery during the recession. 145 00:08:29,648 --> 00:08:31,066 They were good cakes, Annie. 146 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:32,484 Thank you. 147 00:08:33,443 --> 00:08:35,695 Come on. Look away, look away, look away. 148 00:08:39,407 --> 00:08:41,534 Do you have any ideas of styles? 149 00:08:41,618 --> 00:08:42,786 Oh, I don't know. What do you think, honey? 150 00:08:42,911 --> 00:08:44,079 Whatever you want. 151 00:08:44,245 --> 00:08:46,205 Look at how you guys are making this decision together. 152 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,414 That's sweet. You guys love each other, huh? 153 00:08:48,498 --> 00:08:49,998 - Yeah. - Yeah. 154 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,834 That's sweet. That will go away. 155 00:08:55,879 --> 00:09:00,634 You cannot trust anybody, ever. 156 00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:02,928 Especially someone you're in a relationship with. 157 00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:04,429 'Cause they're living with you, you don't 158 00:09:04,596 --> 00:09:06,056 know who you're sleeping next to. It is scary. 159 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,768 I mean, look at him. He may not even be Asian. 160 00:09:10,519 --> 00:09:11,937 It is scary. 161 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:16,817 So did you guys want to look at these engagement rings? 162 00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:19,151 - We're going to browse. - Okay, sure. 163 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,568 I'll be here. 164 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:25,782 Thank you. 165 00:09:26,658 --> 00:09:27,659 What was that about? 166 00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:31,537 Nothing. They had to run. They had to go somewhere. 167 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,789 And no wonder. You're selling lifelong happiness. 168 00:09:33,872 --> 00:09:35,916 You're not telling everyone about your problems 169 00:09:35,999 --> 00:09:37,501 and how your boyfriend left you, 170 00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:39,169 and maybe marriage will work out. 171 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:41,797 Show me your "love is eternal" face. 172 00:09:44,258 --> 00:09:47,469 No, that's two years, four years tops. That is not eternal. 173 00:09:48,053 --> 00:09:50,305 Kahlua, can you come over here for a second, please? 174 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:52,141 What's up, Don-Don? 175 00:09:52,641 --> 00:09:54,810 You make up the best nicknames. 176 00:09:54,935 --> 00:09:57,688 You don't need a nickname because Kahlua is so delicious. 177 00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:58,981 Don't sue me for touching you. 178 00:09:59,898 --> 00:10:02,609 Show Annie your "love is eternal" face. 179 00:10:09,658 --> 00:10:11,827 That looks like you have menstrual cramps. 180 00:10:12,327 --> 00:10:13,370 Thank you so much, Kahlua. 181 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,042 Now, why can't you be more like Kahlua? 182 00:10:19,126 --> 00:10:20,169 Look, I'm trying really hard. 183 00:10:20,335 --> 00:10:21,378 You've just got to try harder. 184 00:10:21,462 --> 00:10:23,254 The whole reason you have got this job, Annie, 185 00:10:23,337 --> 00:10:26,298 is because your mom is my sponsor in AA, and I'm doing her a favour. 186 00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:27,382 I understand. 187 00:10:29,009 --> 00:10:31,011 Oscar, get back to work. 188 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,890 You shouldn't be behind the counter. 189 00:10:41,271 --> 00:10:43,856 Andrew, you are not the father! 190 00:10:45,983 --> 00:10:47,693 That's great. Yeah. 191 00:10:50,362 --> 00:10:52,531 Stop that. Don't do that. 192 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:55,785 Hey, Brynn. 193 00:10:55,868 --> 00:10:57,244 Oh, hey, roomie. 194 00:10:58,078 --> 00:11:00,038 - Guess what happened to me today. - What? 195 00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:02,248 - I got a free tattoo. - You did what? 196 00:11:02,499 --> 00:11:05,168 I could not believe it. The guy said, "Do you want a tattoo?" 197 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:06,211 Just a random... 198 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,087 - Yeah, opened up the side of his van. - No. 199 00:11:08,171 --> 00:11:10,590 He said, "It's for free!" And I said, "Sure". 200 00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,008 - You said yes? - Yeah! 201 00:11:12,091 --> 00:11:14,468 Yeah. Look. See here? 202 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:15,927 What is it? 203 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,053 See that? 204 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,639 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Brynn! 205 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,058 It's a Mexican drinking worm. 206 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,394 It's a Native American symbol meaning "wasted". 207 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,480 Okay, Brynn, just so you know, it's... 208 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,190 - Gil, hi. - Hello. How are you? 209 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,943 Have you seen your sister's tattoo? It's really infected. 210 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,194 Better get a little bit of ice on it. 211 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,445 Yeah, a little bit. 212 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,863 Stick some frozen peas on there. 213 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,990 - Yeah. It can't hurt. - All right. 214 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,409 So, I just wanted a quick word. 215 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,329 You know that tomorrow the rent is due. 216 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,580 I was getting my check, and I wondered 217 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,915 if I could get your check, too? 218 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,251 Yes. I'm getting the money. 219 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,003 It's been a little slow. 220 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:58,009 You have to keep it in the bag and put the bag on it. 221 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,683 So, the check? 222 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,851 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah. 223 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:11,271 Because it's a kind of, like, "needing it today"-type situation. 224 00:12:11,354 --> 00:12:12,438 It's coming. 225 00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:16,109 - Who is it? - Me! 226 00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:17,277 Who is it? 227 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,237 Oh, my God. Hurry up, your creepy neighbour asked me 228 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,864 if I wanted to watch the news again. 229 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,490 Sorry. He is so gross. 230 00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:25,034 Please, come on in. Let me take your magazines. 231 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:28,204 Welcome to the magazine and wine party. 232 00:12:28,705 --> 00:12:30,164 Have a seat. 233 00:12:30,248 --> 00:12:32,500 I'm very happy that you are here. 234 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:35,628 - What? - Because I want to eat an apple. 235 00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:38,256 Would you like some apple? 236 00:12:40,465 --> 00:12:42,509 - What is that? - I got engaged. 237 00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:44,177 - What? - He asked me last night. 238 00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:45,929 - What? - I know! 239 00:12:46,138 --> 00:12:47,472 That's why he's been acting so weird 240 00:12:47,556 --> 00:12:49,725 'cause he's a terrible liar, and he thought he was gonna blow it. 241 00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:50,851 He was ignoring me and I thought 242 00:12:50,976 --> 00:12:52,060 he was going to break up with me. 243 00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:53,270 Oh, my gosh. 244 00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:56,607 Oh, my gosh! 245 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:57,774 I know! 246 00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,359 LiI! 247 00:12:59,484 --> 00:13:00,903 I'm shocked, still. 248 00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:02,487 But I'm happy. Can you believe this? 249 00:13:02,571 --> 00:13:05,364 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I just got hot. 250 00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:06,699 You did? Are you okay? 251 00:13:06,782 --> 00:13:07,742 Yes. My pits are sweating. 252 00:13:07,825 --> 00:13:09,409 - My stomach hurts. I'm hot. - What does that mean? 253 00:13:09,492 --> 00:13:12,661 Oh, my God! What is happening? 254 00:13:12,786 --> 00:13:14,914 I don't know. I'm wearing a ring. 255 00:13:15,414 --> 00:13:16,582 I can't believe it. 256 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,833 Lil, you're getting married. 257 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,208 I'm getting married. 258 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,836 And you'll be my maid of honour. 259 00:13:22,045 --> 00:13:24,422 God, of course I will! 260 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:25,881 - It will be super fun. - It's gonna be really fun. 261 00:13:25,964 --> 00:13:28,008 Yeah. You know, we can plan everything together. 262 00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:30,636 My God! Planning your wedding... 263 00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:31,969 Are you sure you're up for it? 264 00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:34,305 I know it's a lot to ask and to put on your plate. 265 00:13:34,388 --> 00:13:37,349 And you're going through a tricky time, and you're super-busy... 266 00:13:37,432 --> 00:13:38,934 - Stop. - It's a lot to ask. 267 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,060 - Stop. - Okay. 268 00:13:40,143 --> 00:13:43,896 It's fine. And I'm more than happy to do it, and it's not too much. 269 00:13:45,814 --> 00:13:47,232 Look at that. It's my fiancé calling. 270 00:13:47,358 --> 00:13:48,776 Oh, your fiancé. 271 00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:50,443 Hi, baby, what's up? 272 00:13:51,986 --> 00:13:54,906 It's Annie. I just told her! Yeah, she's so happy. 273 00:13:54,989 --> 00:13:56,281 No, I'm not! 274 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,532 "Yay", she said. 275 00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:01,576 What, baby? 276 00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:03,995 I know, I miss you, too. 277 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:07,624 Yeah, I'll meet you in an hour. 278 00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:09,792 I love you, too. 279 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,566 Wow. 280 00:14:35,359 --> 00:14:36,819 Wynonna Judd. 281 00:14:37,069 --> 00:14:38,653 That's really good. 282 00:14:38,736 --> 00:14:42,489 Painting those giant bangs was a royal pain in my can. 283 00:14:42,572 --> 00:14:45,617 And those teeth! I should have painted her mouth shut. 284 00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:48,078 Can you just get dressed? We're gonna be late for the engagement party. 285 00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:49,287 - Oh, I forgot to tell you, honey. - What? 286 00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:50,497 - Forgot to tell you. - What? 287 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:54,418 I signed up to speak at AA tonight, and I just have to. 288 00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:55,711 - Mom! - No. 289 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:58,296 I forgot. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 290 00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,841 I keep telling you, you're not supposed to go to those things. 291 00:15:00,924 --> 00:15:02,008 You're not an alcoholic. 292 00:15:02,091 --> 00:15:04,051 Only because I've never had a drink. 293 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:07,263 - What? - They are inspiring. 294 00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:09,932 There is this one story I've just got to tell you. Sit down. 295 00:15:10,016 --> 00:15:11,392 Okay. 296 00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:12,893 This gentleman 297 00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:16,146 who started blow-jobbing to get crack. His name is Marvin Johnson... 298 00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:20,025 - Mom, anonymous. You keep... It's no names. - Okay, okay. 299 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,360 Forget it. Marvin J. Whatever. 300 00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:25,029 - Too late. - Well, he became a gay prostitute. 301 00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:27,406 And he realised that he had hit his bottom. 302 00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:30,034 And I have been thinking, honey, 303 00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,995 that maybe this is your bottom. 304 00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:36,915 I'm telling you, hitting bottom is a good thing. 305 00:15:36,999 --> 00:15:38,751 Because there's nowhere to go but up. 306 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,627 Because there's nowhere to go but up. 307 00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:42,129 - Right? - Yep. That's what you say. 308 00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:44,465 - Yeah, a positive message. - Yeah. 309 00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:46,592 Yeah. Thanks for the pep talk, Mom. 310 00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:48,761 Honey. Anytime, anytime. 311 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,597 All right. I guess I'm going to Lillian's party by myself, then. 312 00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:53,974 Don't talk to me about being by yourself. 313 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:56,393 I go everywhere by myself. 314 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,020 Thanks to that new whore, Barb. 315 00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,897 - Mom, come on. - No, I don't like to say it. 316 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,815 They've been married 12 years. 317 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,734 Okay. But she's still a whore. 318 00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:07,321 I'm sure she greets him in the evening, beaver first. 319 00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,073 I don't want to think about that. 320 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:13,743 I bet she got that car by giving your dad something sexually. 321 00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,746 'Cause there was one thing I would never do, 322 00:16:16,829 --> 00:16:18,247 and I'm sure Barb is a champion at it. 323 00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:19,499 I don't want to know. 324 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:21,459 - It's called a "chicken coop". - Of course it is. 325 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:23,418 You start at the back and you peck your way 326 00:16:23,502 --> 00:16:24,920 to the front like you have a beak. 327 00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:28,256 And then you end up with two eggs in your mouth. 328 00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:31,092 That's gross. 329 00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:32,803 Well, I'm sure your dad likes it. 330 00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,180 Of course, he grew up on a farm. 331 00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:36,264 Okay. 332 00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,600 You sure you don't want to move in with me? 333 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,145 Mom, thanks, but no way. 334 00:16:42,354 --> 00:16:43,688 - No way in hell. - Yeah? 335 00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:44,773 No, thanks. 336 00:16:45,232 --> 00:16:46,274 - Think about it. - Okay. 337 00:16:46,358 --> 00:16:47,484 You don't need your own place. 338 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,527 - Yeah, I kind of do. - Okay. 339 00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:50,945 - All right, I'm going to go. - All right. 340 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,385 Holy shit. 341 00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:19,056 Valet. Perfect. 342 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,520 Sorry. Needs a wash. 343 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,736 You have to punch it a few times. 344 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,834 Annie! 345 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:49,752 Oh, my God! 346 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,755 - Oh, my God, Lillian. - I know. 347 00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,924 - This is your engagement party. - Isn't that crazy? 348 00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,676 It's so beautiful. 349 00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:58,761 I can't believe Dougie's boss is a member here. 350 00:17:58,887 --> 00:18:02,432 I know, and his parents, too. And Dougie, I guess. 351 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,725 Gosh, and me, I guess, too, now. 352 00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,728 Come on, let's go say hi to the rest of the bridal party! 353 00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:10,439 You remember my cousin Rita? 354 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,565 - Rita. - Annie. 355 00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:16,444 I haven't seen you since you graduated high school. 356 00:18:16,694 --> 00:18:17,820 She has three kids now. 357 00:18:17,945 --> 00:18:20,031 - Three boys. - They're so cute. 358 00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:22,783 They are cute, but when they reach that age, 359 00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:24,243 they are disgusting. 360 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,245 They smell, they are sticky, 361 00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:28,413 they say things that are horrible, 362 00:18:28,496 --> 00:18:31,541 and there is semen all over everything, okay? 363 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,209 Disgusting. 364 00:18:33,418 --> 00:18:35,378 I cracked a blanket in half. 365 00:18:35,587 --> 00:18:37,213 - Do you get where I'm going with that? - I do. 366 00:18:37,297 --> 00:18:38,505 I cracked it in half. 367 00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:39,839 What? 368 00:18:40,089 --> 00:18:42,550 Annie, this is Becca, my friend from work. 369 00:18:42,634 --> 00:18:43,635 We are in the trenches together. 370 00:18:43,718 --> 00:18:44,886 - Hey. It's great to meet you. - Hey, how are you? 371 00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:46,220 Nice to meet you. 372 00:18:46,346 --> 00:18:47,472 This is my husband, Kevin. 373 00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:48,765 - Hi. - "Husband." 374 00:18:48,848 --> 00:18:50,058 I like to say it. We are newlyweds. 375 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,392 Wow. Congratulations. 376 00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:52,643 Thank you so much. 377 00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:55,354 We went on a sweetheart honeymoon. 378 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,688 Where did you guys go? 379 00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:59,148 - Disney World. - Disney World. 380 00:18:59,231 --> 00:19:00,607 We finish each other's sentences. Sorry. 381 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,363 Sorry. Is this your husband? 382 00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,115 No, no, no, no, no. 383 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:11,909 I don't know him. I'm sorry. 384 00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:14,745 Do you want to go for a walk later? 385 00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:16,455 Oh. I can't. 386 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,748 - All right. - I can't. I'm sorry. 387 00:19:19,082 --> 00:19:20,124 I'm so sorry. 388 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,293 I'm not with anybody. I'm here solo. 389 00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:26,338 - Let's start it again. I'm Becca. - Rewind. 390 00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:29,424 This is my husband. You don't have a husband. 391 00:19:30,384 --> 00:19:31,510 Sorry. 392 00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:34,429 And this is Dougie's sister, Megan. 393 00:19:34,513 --> 00:19:35,597 - Hey. - Hi. 394 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:39,184 My grandma is not supposed to have wine. I'll be right back. 395 00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:43,188 - Hey. - Hey. How is it going? 396 00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:46,232 It's going great. It's going great. I'm on the mend. 397 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,150 I just got some pins in my legs. 398 00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:52,363 Believe it or not, pins in my legs, I can still do this. Right? 399 00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:54,865 I fell off a cruise ship, but I'm back. 400 00:19:54,949 --> 00:19:56,533 - Oh, shit. - Yeah, "Oh, shit". 401 00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:58,284 Yeah, "Oh, Shit". 402 00:19:58,952 --> 00:20:02,789 Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pin-balled down. 403 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,083 Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. 404 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,211 I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. 405 00:20:08,753 --> 00:20:10,296 I met a dolphin down there. 406 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:13,591 And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, 407 00:20:13,675 --> 00:20:14,883 but into my soul. 408 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,635 Into my goddamn soul, Annie. 409 00:20:16,927 --> 00:20:19,388 And he said, "I'm saving you, Megan". 410 00:20:19,805 --> 00:20:24,059 Not with his mouth, but he said it, I'm assuming, telepathically. 411 00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:28,772 We had a connection that I don't even know if I can... Jesus. 412 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:33,402 Hey, shut my mouth. Look at... Unbelievable. 413 00:20:33,485 --> 00:20:34,653 You must be Annie's fella. 414 00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:36,946 I'm Megan. It's a pleasure. 415 00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:40,116 He's not... I'm not... He's not... I'm not with him. 416 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:41,659 - Sorry. - All right. 417 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:44,954 I'm glad he's single, because I'm going to climb that like a tree. 418 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,083 Okay. You have to meet Helen. 419 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,835 There she is. Helen. 420 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,965 Come here! 421 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:02,180 Helen, this is Annie. 422 00:21:02,263 --> 00:21:03,264 Hi! 423 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:06,225 There she is. Maid of honour. 424 00:21:06,309 --> 00:21:09,437 So lovely to meet Lillian's childhood friend. 425 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,313 You are so pretty. 426 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,441 You are so cute! You are so sweet. 427 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:20,488 Helen is married to Dougie's boss, Mr Harris. Perry. 428 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,447 Perry. And they are so close now, 429 00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:24,282 they are literally joined at the hip. 430 00:21:24,365 --> 00:21:26,117 Which is good, because so are we. 431 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:29,412 I know. I'm so glad you guys are finally meeting. 432 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,498 - I know. Me, too. - I know. It's lovely. 433 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,334 Well, excuse me, I better go check on the hors d'oeuvres. 434 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,169 But it was great to finally meet you. 435 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,961 It's a great party. 436 00:21:38,045 --> 00:21:39,337 - Enjoy. - Bye. 437 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,796 - Bye. - Bye. 438 00:21:44,132 --> 00:21:45,175 She's great, isn't she? 439 00:21:45,383 --> 00:21:46,885 She's awesome. 440 00:21:48,887 --> 00:21:51,598 And I really look forward to having Doug as part of our family. 441 00:21:51,973 --> 00:21:53,892 So much so that you two should get married right now 442 00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:55,435 and save me a shitload of money. 443 00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:57,187 Dad. 444 00:21:57,771 --> 00:22:01,108 Everybody always laughs at that, but I'm not joking. 445 00:22:03,485 --> 00:22:04,528 I'm not joking. 446 00:22:05,737 --> 00:22:09,241 Anyway, I want to thank all of you for coming. 447 00:22:09,324 --> 00:22:12,285 And here's to Doug and my baby girl, Lillian. 448 00:22:12,536 --> 00:22:14,328 - Cheers! - Cheers! 449 00:22:14,411 --> 00:22:15,955 - I love you, Dad. - Enough of me. 450 00:22:16,038 --> 00:22:17,748 Let's get the maid of honour up here. 451 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,917 All right. Annie? 452 00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:24,630 Hi. I'm Annie Walker. 453 00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:26,090 Yay, Annie! 454 00:22:28,592 --> 00:22:32,596 I'm not going to go on with a big speech, so I'll just say this. 455 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:36,142 I'm so happy to be a part of this celebration. 456 00:22:36,225 --> 00:22:38,101 And you two deserve each other, 457 00:22:38,268 --> 00:22:40,144 as well as a lifetime of happiness. 458 00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:41,562 - Thank you. - Cheers. 459 00:22:41,645 --> 00:22:43,355 - Love you guys. - Cheers. 460 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,898 - Thanks, Annie. - Cheers. 461 00:22:47,651 --> 00:22:50,028 Thank you, Annie. That was so sweet. Thank you. 462 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,324 Lil, remember that trip we took to Miami with the boys? 463 00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:57,119 And they were working the entire weekend, 464 00:22:57,202 --> 00:22:59,787 and we just sat and drank wine and ate peanut brittle. 465 00:22:59,871 --> 00:23:03,791 And I shared things with you that I've never shared with anyone. 466 00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:09,088 And you made me realise how I can trust people again. 467 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,132 So let me just say, 468 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:14,468 Lillian, you are my best friend. 469 00:23:15,552 --> 00:23:17,512 And I'm so proud of you. 470 00:23:18,972 --> 00:23:22,058 Sorry. And, Dougly... 471 00:23:22,309 --> 00:23:24,227 I'm sorry, inside joke. 472 00:23:27,314 --> 00:23:29,106 You better not keep my Lil on a leash 473 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,066 because I still need my drunken Saturday nights 474 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,319 at Rockin' Sushi, okay? 475 00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:39,450 Everybody raise your glasses to the couple of the decade, 476 00:23:39,783 --> 00:23:41,410 Doug and Lillian. 477 00:23:47,915 --> 00:23:50,209 Have a great night. Dessert wine is out. 478 00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:52,836 Dessert wine, yummy. Excuse me. 479 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:58,425 I just wanted to say really quick that 480 00:23:58,508 --> 00:24:02,012 you are so special to me, because... 481 00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:05,056 Well, one of the reasons is because I've known you my whole entire life. 482 00:24:05,848 --> 00:24:09,143 And you've really helped shape who I am. 483 00:24:09,435 --> 00:24:13,564 I just want to thank you for carefully selecting me 484 00:24:13,648 --> 00:24:15,399 as your maid of honour. 485 00:24:15,483 --> 00:24:18,361 I know you had some other choices, 486 00:24:19,195 --> 00:24:21,864 but you are like my sister, and I love you. 487 00:24:22,198 --> 00:24:24,700 Well, that concludes the speeches for the night. 488 00:24:25,034 --> 00:24:26,786 Thank you. One last thing. 489 00:24:26,869 --> 00:24:30,164 It's rare to meet someone as an adult who you really connect with, 490 00:24:30,248 --> 00:24:31,374 and that's you, Lil. 491 00:24:31,707 --> 00:24:34,084 I went to Thailand recently with my husband, Perry, 492 00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:37,544 and there is a beautiful saying that I learned there. 493 00:24:45,594 --> 00:24:47,470 It means, "You are a part of me, 494 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,056 "a part that I could never live without, 495 00:24:50,139 --> 00:24:53,977 "and I hope and I pray that I never have to." 496 00:25:00,315 --> 00:25:02,275 And that's it for tonight. Thank you for coming. 497 00:25:02,358 --> 00:25:03,566 - Really quick... - Thank you all for coming. 498 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,277 I just wanted to say really quick... 499 00:25:05,402 --> 00:25:07,028 Dessert wine is out. Consuelo? 500 00:25:07,112 --> 00:25:08,488 - Really quick. - Speaking of Consuelo, 501 00:25:08,571 --> 00:25:12,867 Lillian and I took Spanish together in school. 502 00:25:13,368 --> 00:25:16,788 And so, I would just like to say to you, and to everyone here... 503 00:25:38,935 --> 00:25:40,687 Thank you. 504 00:25:40,770 --> 00:25:43,648 Thank you. I feel so close to you and can trust you. 505 00:25:43,732 --> 00:25:46,026 You are my angel and soul mate. 506 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:51,280 And I feel I can communicate with you with simply a look. 507 00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:56,201 Thank you for coming. 508 00:25:56,285 --> 00:25:58,704 Here, I'll take that. I'll take that. 509 00:26:00,288 --> 00:26:01,831 Yep, I got it. 510 00:26:03,249 --> 00:26:04,917 Lillian... 511 00:26:13,801 --> 00:26:16,679 ♪ Keep smiling, keep shining 512 00:26:16,763 --> 00:26:20,975 ♪ Knowing you can always count on me 513 00:26:21,142 --> 00:26:22,185 ♪ For sure 514 00:26:23,269 --> 00:26:26,022 ♪ That's what friends are for 515 00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:27,315 ♪ In good times and bad times 516 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,608 ♪ In good times and bad times 517 00:26:28,691 --> 00:26:31,569 ♪ I’ll be on your Side forever more 518 00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:34,572 ♪ I'll be on your Side forever more 519 00:26:34,655 --> 00:26:36,366 ♪ That's what friends are for 520 00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:38,242 ♪ That's what friends are for 521 00:26:51,839 --> 00:26:53,507 Man, engagement parties rule. 522 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,550 It made me feel awesome, 523 00:26:55,634 --> 00:26:58,345 like I can go out and catch another dude to marry. 524 00:27:01,306 --> 00:27:04,184 So, what's up with her, anyway? With Helen? 525 00:27:05,143 --> 00:27:06,519 - -What? - I'm just like... 526 00:27:06,852 --> 00:27:08,354 I don't know. She's in your wedding 527 00:27:08,437 --> 00:27:10,606 and you've only known her eight months, though, right? 528 00:27:10,856 --> 00:27:12,608 Come on. Get it out, get it all out. 529 00:27:12,691 --> 00:27:18,447 I'm just... Like, the whole gown, and the... thing. 530 00:27:18,531 --> 00:27:20,366 It's just weird, right? You know what? 531 00:27:20,449 --> 00:27:22,785 She's actually really cool, Annie. 532 00:27:22,868 --> 00:27:25,204 She's really... She's a good one. I'm telling you. 533 00:27:25,538 --> 00:27:28,666 Well, I'm sure if you like her, I will like her. 534 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:31,210 You have to just get to know her. 535 00:27:31,293 --> 00:27:33,087 Yeah. Which I think you really should. 536 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:35,005 And... Will you just do me a favour? 537 00:27:35,089 --> 00:27:36,589 Would you just hang out with her once, 538 00:27:36,714 --> 00:27:38,216 just the two of you. All right? 539 00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:39,883 As a favour to me. 540 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:41,135 Okay, I will. 541 00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:43,386 - I love you, Annie Lou. - I love you, too. 542 00:27:43,469 --> 00:27:44,512 - Bye. - Bye. 543 00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:46,931 Oh. Hi, I'm Helen. 544 00:27:47,014 --> 00:27:49,809 You live in Milwaukee? I'm sorry. 545 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:52,436 Have you met Lillian? She's my best friend. 546 00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:54,395 Yeah, I know. We've only known each other for five minutes. 547 00:28:00,317 --> 00:28:02,694 Cute. 548 00:28:03,611 --> 00:28:06,196 No. No. Come on. 549 00:28:11,326 --> 00:28:15,079 See? Okay? I'm not drunk. I told you. 550 00:28:15,538 --> 00:28:17,330 So, you are just a terrible sober driver? 551 00:28:17,873 --> 00:28:19,708 Very funny. Can I stop walking now? 552 00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:21,710 You can stop walking when I tell you to stop walking. 553 00:28:21,793 --> 00:28:23,211 Hey, look. If I was drunk, 554 00:28:23,295 --> 00:28:24,963 would I be able to do this? 555 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:45,942 Stop it. Stop it. Please, stop. 556 00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:47,777 Please, stop. I believe you. You are not drunk. 557 00:28:48,236 --> 00:28:49,612 But I'm still gonna have to give you a ticket. 558 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,197 What? Why? 559 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,366 It's a funny thing about brake lights. You have to have them. 560 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,495 I knew it. God, those have been out for like a year. 561 00:28:57,661 --> 00:28:59,288 I'm so stupid. 562 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:00,623 Look, please. 563 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,000 Please, I promise I will get them fixed. 564 00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:07,796 This week, I promise. Please. Do you have to give me a ticket? 565 00:29:10,132 --> 00:29:12,301 Yes. License and registration, please. 566 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:20,935 Thanks. 567 00:29:22,686 --> 00:29:25,063 Look at that, you live on Wynnewood Drive. 568 00:29:25,146 --> 00:29:26,522 - Yep. - We are neighbours. 569 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:29,107 I just live over on Ashley. 570 00:29:31,151 --> 00:29:32,443 I used to work on Ashley. 571 00:29:32,527 --> 00:29:34,695 You did? Where? 572 00:29:34,779 --> 00:29:39,617 I had a bakery on the main part of the street there. 573 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:42,701 Cake Baby. 574 00:29:44,912 --> 00:29:46,539 - You are Cake Baby! - Yeah! 575 00:29:46,914 --> 00:29:49,625 Yeah, you had your sign. It was your face. 576 00:29:50,251 --> 00:29:51,543 - Yeah! - That was you? 577 00:29:51,626 --> 00:29:52,669 That was me. 578 00:29:53,795 --> 00:29:55,046 You made good cakes. 579 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:57,839 Thanks. 580 00:29:57,923 --> 00:30:01,051 You used to make these little pastry things, 581 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:04,887 and you'd put something in them, like a cream or a custard... 582 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,305 Cream puffs. 583 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:08,683 Cream puffs, that's what you call them. Delicious. 584 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:13,396 I used to get served by this tall, broad guy, 585 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,022 with, like, a wormy face. 586 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,817 Yeah, that was my boyfriend. 587 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,362 - Sorry. - No, no. It was... 588 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,740 He was my boyfriend, and then he left me 589 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:28,452 when the business went under. So, anyway... 590 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,079 You're kidding? 591 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:32,832 What a dick. 592 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,000 I'm glad I never tipped him. 593 00:30:41,379 --> 00:30:42,505 You know what? Let's forget about this. 594 00:30:43,423 --> 00:30:45,299 - Let's just forget this one. - Really? 595 00:30:45,382 --> 00:30:47,009 - Under one condition. - What? What? 596 00:30:47,092 --> 00:30:48,218 Get your taillights fixed... 597 00:30:48,302 --> 00:30:50,178 I promise. I promise I will. I promise. Thank you. 598 00:30:50,262 --> 00:30:51,388 ...before you kill someone. 599 00:30:51,555 --> 00:30:52,639 I'm not going to kill anybody. 600 00:30:52,723 --> 00:30:54,223 All right. Here, there's your ID. 601 00:30:54,348 --> 00:30:55,808 And I'm going to give you this. 602 00:30:55,891 --> 00:30:58,476 It's a buddy of mine. He has a body shop in Milwaukee. 603 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,270 He'll fix those right up for you. 604 00:31:01,062 --> 00:31:02,730 Bill Cozbi? 605 00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:04,272 Yeah, with a "Z". 606 00:31:04,772 --> 00:31:06,524 - Different guy. - Yeah. 607 00:31:06,608 --> 00:31:08,985 And don't mention the whole "Bill Cosby" thing to him. 608 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,487 It drives him nuts. I mean it. 609 00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:13,906 Okay, I get it. Thanks. 610 00:31:13,990 --> 00:31:16,826 You know what? If you mention my name, that I referred you, 611 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,703 he'll give you a particularly good deal. 612 00:31:18,786 --> 00:31:20,955 My gosh. Thank you. 613 00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:23,248 I really appreciate it. Thanks. 614 00:31:23,332 --> 00:31:25,959 Okay. Well, I appreciated your cakes. 615 00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:27,835 So, we are even. 616 00:31:27,918 --> 00:31:30,046 That's me, there. Rhodes. Officer Rhodes. 617 00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:31,297 That's really nice of you. 618 00:31:35,468 --> 00:31:37,178 Thank you. 619 00:31:37,261 --> 00:31:38,763 We are not all bad. 620 00:31:38,846 --> 00:31:40,097 What? 621 00:31:40,181 --> 00:31:41,599 I was just saying, we are not all bad! 622 00:31:41,807 --> 00:31:43,225 Yeah. 623 00:31:43,309 --> 00:31:46,020 Actually, the rest of them are, but not me. 624 00:31:46,103 --> 00:31:47,605 I'm the best of them. 625 00:31:47,855 --> 00:31:49,023 Okay. Thank you. 626 00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:50,941 Anyway. 627 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:52,443 Thank you. 628 00:33:42,136 --> 00:33:43,512 I didn't know you played tennis. 629 00:33:43,596 --> 00:33:45,514 Yeah, I played a little in high school. 630 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,391 I'm so glad we were able to do this. 631 00:33:47,641 --> 00:33:49,852 I'm really glad we could do this, too. It's nice we get to hang out. 632 00:33:49,935 --> 00:33:51,145 - I know, right? - Yeah. 633 00:33:51,228 --> 00:33:53,147 It's too bad Lillian couldn't play with us today. 634 00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:54,398 Poor thing, she is so busy. 635 00:33:54,523 --> 00:33:55,733 I know. 636 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,527 But she's not really that into sports. 637 00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:00,154 Even when we were little, she didn't like anything 638 00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:01,613 that was too competitive. 639 00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:04,699 She certainly enjoys playing tennis now. 640 00:34:04,783 --> 00:34:06,534 It's funny how people change, isn't it? 641 00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:09,913 Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Do people really change? 642 00:34:10,538 --> 00:34:11,581 I think they do. 643 00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:14,918 Yeah, but, I mean, they still stay who they are, pretty much. 644 00:34:15,251 --> 00:34:17,587 I think we change all the time. 645 00:34:18,046 --> 00:34:22,133 I think we stay the same, but grow, I guess, a little bit. 646 00:34:22,425 --> 00:34:24,677 I think if you are growing, then you are changing. 647 00:34:24,761 --> 00:34:28,097 But, I mean, we are changing from who we are, which we always stay as. 648 00:34:28,181 --> 00:34:29,724 Not really, I don't think so. 649 00:34:29,849 --> 00:34:31,433 - I think so. - I don't. 650 00:34:32,684 --> 00:34:34,186 Annie! These are my kids. 651 00:34:34,269 --> 00:34:36,104 - Step-kids. - Step. 652 00:34:38,273 --> 00:34:39,316 They are so hilarious. 653 00:34:39,441 --> 00:34:40,525 Funny. 654 00:34:40,608 --> 00:34:43,361 Excuse me, my husband's kids. 655 00:34:43,736 --> 00:34:44,862 What are you guys up to? 656 00:34:44,987 --> 00:34:46,113 Going to the snack bar. 657 00:34:46,197 --> 00:34:48,115 Awesome. You need a ride home later? 658 00:34:48,366 --> 00:34:49,826 Fuck off, Helen. 659 00:34:50,284 --> 00:34:53,453 Okay. Put a quarter in the swear-jar. 660 00:34:53,954 --> 00:34:56,248 Good to see you. 661 00:34:56,331 --> 00:34:57,374 They are so cute. 662 00:34:57,499 --> 00:34:58,583 Sweet kids. 663 00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:31,824 Carol! 664 00:35:31,991 --> 00:35:33,659 Get your shit together, Carol! 665 00:35:46,505 --> 00:35:47,589 Yes! 666 00:35:50,091 --> 00:35:53,553 I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial. 667 00:35:59,517 --> 00:36:01,393 I've been thinking, and... 668 00:36:01,643 --> 00:36:04,271 Brynn needs to start paying rent. That's it. 669 00:36:04,354 --> 00:36:05,646 She's been here long enough. 670 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:08,691 The three of us live here, it's not fair for me to be paying half. 671 00:36:08,858 --> 00:36:11,319 We split it three ways. What do you say? 672 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:13,905 Well, she can't work. She's on a tourist visa. 673 00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:16,616 Yeah. So, technically, I'm only allowed to tour. 674 00:36:16,699 --> 00:36:18,034 Well, you know... 675 00:36:18,159 --> 00:36:19,451 I have no way of earning money, 676 00:36:19,534 --> 00:36:22,162 unless I just go and prostitute down on the street. 677 00:36:22,245 --> 00:36:23,997 I don't want you to do that, no. 678 00:36:24,122 --> 00:36:25,832 "Hello, fellas. Here I am." 679 00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:27,334 Yeah, but we... "Put your American sausage 680 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:28,919 "in my English McMuffin." 681 00:36:29,002 --> 00:36:30,128 - No, we did that. - All right. 682 00:36:30,211 --> 00:36:32,547 Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. 683 00:36:32,756 --> 00:36:34,507 - There's three people living here. - Yeah. 684 00:36:34,591 --> 00:36:36,509 If she doesn't start paying... 685 00:36:36,593 --> 00:36:37,719 - I'm not. - ...she has to leave. 686 00:36:38,053 --> 00:36:39,596 Is this about the diary again? 687 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:40,763 What diary? 688 00:36:41,013 --> 00:36:43,724 Your diary proved very interesting to read. 689 00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:45,850 You read my... You read my journal? 690 00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:49,145 At first, I did not know that it was your diary. 691 00:36:49,228 --> 00:36:52,273 I thought it was a very sad, hand-written book. 692 00:36:53,565 --> 00:36:55,233 What? That does not make any... 693 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,027 But, because of the deep personal details 694 00:36:57,152 --> 00:36:59,613 - and the bits that mentioned Gil and Brynn... - No, no, no, no. 695 00:36:59,738 --> 00:37:01,406 - Don't read my journal! - And the crumbs. 696 00:37:01,490 --> 00:37:02,741 - Then... - Don't go in my room! 697 00:37:02,824 --> 00:37:06,954 Well, hello! I think, before you make those sort of demands, 698 00:37:07,037 --> 00:37:08,372 you need to, maybe, think about 699 00:37:08,497 --> 00:37:09,831 putting a note on your door saying, 700 00:37:09,915 --> 00:37:13,210 "Do not come into my room, read my diary and wear my clothes." 701 00:37:24,096 --> 00:37:26,264 Wow, I've never been to this part of town before. 702 00:37:26,765 --> 00:37:28,767 Look, you can get your cheques cashed next door. 703 00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:30,310 I know it looks a little scary on the outside, 704 00:37:30,394 --> 00:37:32,729 but the food is really good, authentic Brazilian. 705 00:37:33,021 --> 00:37:35,273 I'm telling you, this is where Brazilians come to eat. 706 00:37:35,357 --> 00:37:36,692 I got to say, Annie's really good at this. 707 00:37:36,775 --> 00:37:38,443 She always drags me to the weirdest places 708 00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:40,278 and the food is always incredible. 709 00:37:40,362 --> 00:37:43,240 And plus, you get a lot for your money, too. So that's good. 710 00:37:43,907 --> 00:37:46,702 - All right. Let's do it. - Let's do it. 711 00:37:46,785 --> 00:37:48,745 Whoa! Somebody likes Brazilian food. 712 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:54,334 To my bridesmaids. 713 00:37:54,418 --> 00:37:56,210 - Cheers. - Cheers. 714 00:37:56,919 --> 00:37:58,379 Cheers to Lil! 715 00:37:58,462 --> 00:38:02,466 This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I'm so proud. 716 00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:04,802 And I just want to toast all of you ladies. 717 00:38:04,885 --> 00:38:06,469 I'm so happy to get to know you guys, 718 00:38:06,553 --> 00:38:09,472 and happy to say that I have four new friends. 719 00:38:09,806 --> 00:38:11,349 Absolutely. Cheers. 720 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,395 So, Annie, do you have a date for the wedding? 721 00:38:17,813 --> 00:38:21,275 I don't... I don't think I'm bringing anybody, I guess. 722 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,652 Please, can I set you up? Please? 723 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:26,196 Annie, you can't go to the wedding alone. Please? 724 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,449 If you go alone, people might think you're a prostitute. 725 00:38:28,532 --> 00:38:29,700 Maybe. 726 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,119 I'm sorry. 727 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:38,876 I hope that you're all hungry for churrasco Brasil. What would you like? 728 00:38:39,209 --> 00:38:40,501 Yeah, I'll have some of that, please. 729 00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:41,669 I'll start with this. 730 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,255 I'd say yes. Hello, chicken. 731 00:38:44,338 --> 00:38:46,132 This is crazy good, ya'll. 732 00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:48,091 Helen, aren't you eating any meat? 733 00:38:49,426 --> 00:38:52,595 It's not good to eat a big meal before a fitting. 734 00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:54,013 I feel a bit bloated, so... 735 00:38:54,096 --> 00:38:55,139 Not me. 736 00:38:55,222 --> 00:38:57,433 - No? - No. Physically, I don't bloat. 737 00:38:58,350 --> 00:38:59,685 - Lucky. - That is lucky. 738 00:39:00,478 --> 00:39:01,770 It's a gift. 739 00:39:01,936 --> 00:39:05,607 I can't wait to be married for as long as you've been married. 740 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:06,858 And to have kids. 741 00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:11,696 - And be a mom. - Becca? 742 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:13,865 Yeah? 743 00:39:13,948 --> 00:39:16,117 The other night, I'm slaving away, 744 00:39:16,201 --> 00:39:18,328 making a beautiful dinner for my family. 745 00:39:18,745 --> 00:39:21,790 My youngest boy comes in and says he wants to order a pizza. 746 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,708 I said, "No, we're not ordering pizza tonight." 747 00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:26,294 He goes, "Mom, why don't you go and fuck yourself?" 748 00:39:26,795 --> 00:39:28,129 He's nine. 749 00:39:29,964 --> 00:39:31,299 Okay, now that Lillian's in the bathroom, 750 00:39:31,382 --> 00:39:33,759 I just wanted to talk to you guys about the shower really quick. 751 00:39:33,842 --> 00:39:37,262 I was thinking it could be French-themed, 752 00:39:37,346 --> 00:39:39,890 since she's always wanted to go to Paris her whole life. 753 00:39:40,891 --> 00:39:43,894 So I figured we could bring Paris here 754 00:39:44,061 --> 00:39:47,064 and have champagne and little cookies. 755 00:39:47,147 --> 00:39:48,649 They'd say "Lillian and Dougie" on them. 756 00:39:48,774 --> 00:39:50,317 We can dip them in chocolate fondue, 757 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,070 and get cheese from the nice part of the store. 758 00:39:53,445 --> 00:39:54,947 - I love that. - Good idea, Annie. 759 00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:57,032 We can have French invitations, the whole thing. 760 00:39:57,116 --> 00:39:58,242 Don't you think that'd be nice? 761 00:39:58,325 --> 00:40:00,327 - That's adorable! - That's really cute. 762 00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:02,078 Good. Great. 763 00:40:02,161 --> 00:40:03,829 I don't know. It's really cute. 764 00:40:03,912 --> 00:40:05,914 But I feel like, personally, the Paris theme's 765 00:40:06,081 --> 00:40:08,083 a bit, "Been there, done that". 766 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:09,542 I just feel like we can top it. 767 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,001 We should throw some ideas around. 768 00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:13,294 See if anyone else has a theme they had in mind 769 00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:14,921 or something they'd been thinking of. 770 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,256 What about a Pixar-themed shower? 771 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:20,259 And we all come dressed as our favourite Pixar character. 772 00:40:20,425 --> 00:40:24,721 That, and I'll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club. 773 00:40:26,389 --> 00:40:27,431 Female fight club. 774 00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,518 We grease up, we pull in. 775 00:40:30,601 --> 00:40:34,272 Lillian doesn't know, so it's, "Surprise! We're going to fight!" 776 00:40:34,438 --> 00:40:36,022 We beat the shit out of her. 777 00:40:36,815 --> 00:40:38,399 She's not going to forget that. 778 00:40:38,649 --> 00:40:40,525 We just fucking attack. 779 00:40:40,984 --> 00:40:42,776 - Can I be honest? - No. 780 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:46,029 I'm at home with three boys all day, every day. 781 00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:47,447 What about the bachelorette party? 782 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:48,949 That's what's more important. 783 00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:51,535 I've got a new tube top, I want to cut the tags off. 784 00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:53,578 I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity. 785 00:40:54,078 --> 00:40:55,872 - Where are we going? - I'm going to second her. 786 00:40:55,955 --> 00:40:57,582 - We'd better blow this shit out. - Yeah. 787 00:40:57,665 --> 00:41:00,334 That poor girl, Lillian, who we're all here for, 788 00:41:00,418 --> 00:41:02,795 is in the bathroom probably bawling her fucking eyes out. 789 00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:04,963 Because she's realising, "Holy shit! 790 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,798 "I've got to spend the rest of my life with Doug." 791 00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:10,051 He's my brother. I love him. But he is a fucking asshole. 792 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,845 I think we can all agree on that, right? 793 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,264 We can... We'll figure it out. 794 00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:17,808 I mean, I can think of stuff, and it will be great. 795 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,144 We just have to make sure it's really, really special. 796 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:27,734 Belle en Blanc? This is the place. Great job, Annie. 797 00:41:27,817 --> 00:41:29,485 - Thanks. - Annie. 798 00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:33,947 Belle en Blanc. Reservation name? 799 00:41:34,031 --> 00:41:37,910 I don't have one. We're just here to shop, just to try on some dresses. 800 00:41:37,993 --> 00:41:39,661 Okay. Well, the next available appointment 801 00:41:39,786 --> 00:41:41,413 for bridesmaids' fittings is in seven weeks. 802 00:41:41,496 --> 00:41:43,332 Absolutely no walk-ins. 803 00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:45,249 Whitney? It's Helen. 804 00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,000 - Helen Harris? - Yeah! 805 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,126 - Hi! - Hi. 806 00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:50,086 Oh, my God. Hi. Listen, I'll buzz you right in. 807 00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:52,005 - Great, thanks. - Okay. 808 00:41:53,381 --> 00:41:55,842 Hello. Welcome, come in. 809 00:41:55,926 --> 00:41:57,052 You look wonderful. Great to see you. 810 00:41:57,135 --> 00:41:59,095 Welcome to Belle en Blanc, ladies. 811 00:41:59,179 --> 00:42:00,931 - Welcome to heaven. - Thank you. 812 00:42:01,014 --> 00:42:02,349 Oh, man! 813 00:42:03,183 --> 00:42:06,352 This is some classy shit here. 814 00:42:06,435 --> 00:42:08,103 Jesus, Megan! 815 00:42:08,187 --> 00:42:09,687 I'm sorry, I want to apologise. 816 00:42:09,771 --> 00:42:13,066 I'm not even confident on which end that came out of. 817 00:42:13,149 --> 00:42:15,193 Whitney, back to you. I'm sorry. 818 00:42:15,276 --> 00:42:18,363 Anyway, take a look around. Get to know the dresses. 819 00:42:18,696 --> 00:42:20,156 If you need anything, I'll be in my office. 820 00:42:20,657 --> 00:42:21,741 Have fun. 821 00:42:21,824 --> 00:42:24,661 Oh, my God. 822 00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:26,537 It's a Fritz Bernaise. 823 00:42:26,663 --> 00:42:27,789 - Ladies, I... - Oh, my God! 824 00:42:27,872 --> 00:42:30,291 I just don't think we can do any better. This is... 825 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:32,293 - This is beautiful. - That is gorgeous. 826 00:42:32,377 --> 00:42:34,128 It's unique, it's special, it's couture. 827 00:42:34,212 --> 00:42:35,922 This is made in France. 828 00:42:36,047 --> 00:42:37,799 Helen, this is $800. 829 00:42:37,882 --> 00:42:39,717 Are you kidding? It's on sale. 830 00:42:39,842 --> 00:42:41,886 - Are you serious? - Oh, my gosh. What a perfect combination. 831 00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:43,388 You guys, it was meant to be. 832 00:42:43,471 --> 00:42:44,889 That's nice. 833 00:42:45,515 --> 00:42:49,102 There's other dresses we should be looking at. 834 00:42:49,185 --> 00:42:50,895 Nope, not that one. 835 00:42:52,563 --> 00:42:54,523 Lillian, Lillian, look at this one. 836 00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:56,149 - Isn't this pretty? - Yeah. 837 00:42:56,233 --> 00:42:58,442 It's really pretty and sweet, and... 838 00:42:58,526 --> 00:43:02,697 We don't want to upstage Lillian with a big fancy dress. 839 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,364 Maybe we should just get something kind of simple. 840 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:09,035 Please do not worry about upstaging me. 841 00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:12,122 Because guess who Helen is friends with 842 00:43:12,247 --> 00:43:15,292 and who's designing my wedding dress. 843 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,168 Lady St Petsois JuJu. 844 00:43:19,128 --> 00:43:21,046 I just sent my measurements to France, y'all. 845 00:43:21,171 --> 00:43:23,090 No, you didn't. 846 00:43:23,173 --> 00:43:24,675 Where were you when I was getting married? 847 00:43:24,758 --> 00:43:27,845 Ladies, let's not decide on this bridesmaids' dress straight away. 848 00:43:27,928 --> 00:43:29,263 Let's let our bodies decide. 849 00:43:29,596 --> 00:43:31,932 Try some things on and have some fun, okay? 850 00:43:32,308 --> 00:43:34,226 Yeah, let's have some fun, girls. 851 00:43:34,351 --> 00:43:36,270 Ladies, start your "engines". 852 00:43:37,021 --> 00:43:38,521 - Oh, yeah. - Lil, Lil. 853 00:43:38,604 --> 00:43:41,441 Amazing. This is so cool. 854 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:53,870 Ladies. Ladies, if I may interject. 855 00:43:53,953 --> 00:43:56,372 I just want to say you all look stunning. 856 00:43:56,539 --> 00:43:58,207 That's a given. Head to toe. 857 00:43:58,291 --> 00:44:01,294 But, sadly, we need to agree on one. 858 00:44:01,377 --> 00:44:03,754 Well, I mean, ladies, you all look beautiful. 859 00:44:03,837 --> 00:44:07,466 But I just think, personally, the Fritz Bernaise is just... 860 00:44:07,549 --> 00:44:08,884 - I mean... - It's a Bernaise. 861 00:44:08,967 --> 00:44:11,386 This is one o fa kind. I just... 862 00:44:11,470 --> 00:44:12,471 I don't think there is a question. 863 00:44:12,596 --> 00:44:13,597 No. No question. 864 00:44:14,473 --> 00:44:15,973 There might be a question. 865 00:44:16,432 --> 00:44:17,892 I might... I might have a question. 866 00:44:17,975 --> 00:44:19,769 I think this dress would look great on everybody. 867 00:44:19,852 --> 00:44:21,937 It's a great colour. It's a great length. 868 00:44:22,021 --> 00:44:24,482 It's fun. You can twirl. 869 00:44:24,565 --> 00:44:26,609 You can move in it. 870 00:44:26,692 --> 00:44:28,402 You can spread your legs apart. 871 00:44:28,486 --> 00:44:30,821 And it's a great price. 872 00:44:31,655 --> 00:44:33,657 This is designer as well. 873 00:44:33,991 --> 00:44:35,283 Is anyone else hot? 874 00:44:35,408 --> 00:44:36,659 It is like an oven in here. 875 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,913 Okay, well, maybe this might help you decide. 876 00:44:39,996 --> 00:44:41,748 While you gals were in the changing room, 877 00:44:41,831 --> 00:44:46,211 I happened to rustle up a two-year-old Lady JuJu dress in storage. 878 00:44:46,294 --> 00:44:48,004 I had Lillian put it on so you could see 879 00:44:48,129 --> 00:44:49,797 what you'll be standing next to. 880 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,340 Lillian, honey. 881 00:44:51,423 --> 00:44:53,091 My God. 882 00:44:55,343 --> 00:44:56,677 Beautiful length. 883 00:44:56,844 --> 00:44:58,220 Breathtaking. 884 00:44:58,303 --> 00:45:02,015 Holy shit! You look amazing. 885 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,600 - That's a dress. - That dress is so pretty 886 00:45:03,683 --> 00:45:04,684 it makes my stomach hurt. 887 00:45:06,812 --> 00:45:08,522 Lillian, 888 00:45:08,688 --> 00:45:11,273 I don't know what to say. You look... 889 00:45:13,401 --> 00:45:14,443 Megan, are you okay? 890 00:45:18,656 --> 00:45:19,698 I think... 891 00:45:21,492 --> 00:45:22,992 My dress was probably just tight. 892 00:45:23,076 --> 00:45:24,411 Oh, my God. 893 00:45:24,494 --> 00:45:26,788 You got food poisoning from that restaurant, didn't you? 894 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,375 No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine. 895 00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:32,043 - Oh, my... Okay. - Oh, no. 896 00:45:32,252 --> 00:45:33,752 Why is this happening? Nothing is happening. 897 00:45:35,003 --> 00:45:36,213 Oh, my God. 898 00:45:36,839 --> 00:45:38,631 I don't really care which dress we get. 899 00:45:38,714 --> 00:45:40,800 It doesn't matter to me. I just need to get off this white carpet. 900 00:45:40,883 --> 00:45:42,301 - Oh, God. - Okay. No, not the bathroom. 901 00:45:42,385 --> 00:45:45,138 Everybody go outside. I'm serious! 902 00:45:45,221 --> 00:45:47,140 There is a bathroom across the street. 903 00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:51,560 I think everybody has the flu. 904 00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,313 Shit! 905 00:45:56,690 --> 00:45:58,859 I need the toilet! I need the toilet! 906 00:46:00,694 --> 00:46:02,612 I need the toilet! 907 00:46:02,696 --> 00:46:04,196 No! 908 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,992 No. No, Megan. No! No! 909 00:46:08,075 --> 00:46:09,743 - Look away! - Megan, no! 910 00:46:09,869 --> 00:46:10,953 Look away! 911 00:46:15,916 --> 00:46:18,586 You don't look very well, Annie. 912 00:46:19,753 --> 00:46:20,796 I feel fine. 913 00:46:21,130 --> 00:46:25,009 Are you sure? It wasn't that grey kind of lamb? 914 00:46:25,092 --> 00:46:26,844 You ate a lot of that weird chicken. 915 00:46:27,261 --> 00:46:28,804 Was it that? 916 00:46:28,929 --> 00:46:31,182 No. I'm... 917 00:46:31,265 --> 00:46:32,433 I... I feel fine. 918 00:46:33,601 --> 00:46:36,394 I think you'd just feel better if you threw up. 919 00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:40,440 I don't have... I don't have to throw up. 920 00:46:43,109 --> 00:46:44,152 I am so sorry. 921 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,236 Get away from me! 922 00:46:46,154 --> 00:46:47,197 You're not sick? 923 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,281 - No. - No? 924 00:46:48,364 --> 00:46:51,451 In fact, Helen, I'm hungry. 925 00:46:51,534 --> 00:46:53,703 And I wish I had a snack. 926 00:46:53,912 --> 00:46:54,954 You're hungry? 927 00:46:55,955 --> 00:46:57,415 I'm starving. 928 00:46:58,875 --> 00:46:59,959 What did we eat? 929 00:47:01,294 --> 00:47:03,213 - The sink is a goner. - What are you doing? 930 00:47:03,296 --> 00:47:04,964 It's coming out of me like lava! 931 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,216 Oh, my God. 932 00:47:07,341 --> 00:47:08,717 Don't you fucking look at me! 933 00:47:12,637 --> 00:47:13,638 Jordan almonds. 934 00:47:14,055 --> 00:47:15,056 These are great. 935 00:47:15,806 --> 00:47:17,141 Thank you. 936 00:47:27,652 --> 00:47:28,860 Better? 937 00:47:30,028 --> 00:47:31,320 I was... I was just hungry. 938 00:47:31,445 --> 00:47:32,696 Yeah. 939 00:47:33,988 --> 00:47:36,365 Annie, everybody is really sick from that restaurant. 940 00:47:38,116 --> 00:47:39,700 - But it wasn't the restaurant. - No, no, no, no. 941 00:47:39,784 --> 00:47:41,202 - Lillian, where are you going? - No. 942 00:47:41,285 --> 00:47:42,328 I need a bathroom. 943 00:47:43,329 --> 00:47:44,372 Lil! 944 00:47:44,455 --> 00:47:45,414 No. No. 945 00:47:45,498 --> 00:47:46,582 Lil, where are you going? 946 00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:49,334 Be careful. What are you doing? 947 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,003 It's happening. It's happening. 948 00:47:52,128 --> 00:47:53,838 It's happening. It's happening. 949 00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:58,717 - It happened. - What are you doing? 950 00:47:58,801 --> 00:48:00,177 It happened. 951 00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:03,889 No. Don't you dare ruin that dress! 952 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,392 You're really doing it, aren't you? 953 00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:08,101 You're really shitting in the street. 954 00:48:11,771 --> 00:48:14,023 955 00:48:18,444 --> 00:48:20,196 We'll just take five of the Fritz Bernaises. 956 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,906 Thank you, Whitney. They really do look better. 957 00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:23,658 - Right. - Thank you. 958 00:48:27,787 --> 00:48:29,122 You okay? 959 00:48:31,082 --> 00:48:34,127 I crapped my wedding dress. I crapped... 960 00:48:34,210 --> 00:48:37,922 I... I crapped my wedding dress. 961 00:48:39,966 --> 00:48:42,051 Lunch was fun, though, right? 962 00:48:43,177 --> 00:48:44,804 It was a good time, all the girls together. 963 00:48:44,887 --> 00:48:46,806 Is this a sign, Annie? 964 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:48,224 No. I'm just going to pull over 965 00:48:48,308 --> 00:48:50,100 really quick, though, because... 966 00:48:50,183 --> 00:48:51,184 What? 967 00:48:51,268 --> 00:48:52,394 ...my tire just feels a little... 968 00:48:52,477 --> 00:48:53,561 Where are you going? 969 00:48:53,644 --> 00:48:54,728 My tire just feels a little low. 970 00:48:54,811 --> 00:48:56,730 I just want to check my tire real quick. 971 00:49:23,715 --> 00:49:26,508 Could I borrow your razor, please? 972 00:49:30,471 --> 00:49:31,971 Thank you. 973 00:49:32,180 --> 00:49:33,388 - Have a good date. - Thank you. 974 00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:36,808 Is the guy that you're going out with also over 40? 975 00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:38,852 I'm not over 40. Forget it. 976 00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:41,604 Lift up your arm. Point it up. 977 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,149 Sorry. 978 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,244 - Hi. - Annie. 979 00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:59,038 - Pete? - Yeah. 980 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:00,164 Come on in. 981 00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:01,248 All right. Thank you. 982 00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:06,628 This is my son, Tyler. 983 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,796 - Hi, Tyler. - Hi. 984 00:50:09,838 --> 00:50:11,632 - These things are always so awkward. - Yeah. 985 00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:13,591 - I'm not really a setup guy. - Me, either. 986 00:50:13,674 --> 00:50:15,218 But Becca spoke so highly of you. 987 00:50:16,010 --> 00:50:18,054 She had a lot of really nice things to say about you, too. 988 00:50:18,137 --> 00:50:19,221 That's nice to hear. 989 00:50:19,388 --> 00:50:22,015 I'm going to go upstairs, throw on a couple of finishing touches. 990 00:50:23,099 --> 00:50:25,935 The babysitter's not here yet, so just hang out with Tyler 991 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:27,268 - and I'll be right back down. - Okay. 992 00:50:27,352 --> 00:50:28,353 Okay. 993 00:50:39,489 --> 00:50:41,281 So, how old are you? 994 00:50:45,452 --> 00:50:47,162 Do you watch movies? 995 00:50:53,252 --> 00:50:55,587 Are you afraid of dying? 996 00:50:56,755 --> 00:50:59,007 Are you afraid of dying? 997 00:51:02,051 --> 00:51:03,927 I don't know. 998 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:08,765 I mean, I guess everybody is. I don't know. Why? 999 00:51:09,433 --> 00:51:11,893 Because my mom is going to kill you. 1000 00:51:22,487 --> 00:51:24,614 You're making me uncomfortable. 1001 00:51:29,577 --> 00:51:32,370 Your hair looks burned. 1002 00:51:34,581 --> 00:51:35,582 Okay. 1003 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:40,420 Are you going to make a baby with my father? 1004 00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:44,382 I don't... I don't know. 1005 00:51:44,883 --> 00:51:47,676 My grandma died where you're sitting. 1006 00:51:48,968 --> 00:51:50,428 She died right here? 1007 00:51:51,762 --> 00:51:54,098 Right where your underpants are. 1008 00:52:01,772 --> 00:52:03,440 You wanna watch me dance? 1009 00:52:04,983 --> 00:52:05,984 Sure. 1010 00:52:26,421 --> 00:52:28,173 I can't do this. 1011 00:52:28,632 --> 00:52:31,676 Listen to me. I miss you so much. 1012 00:52:32,010 --> 00:52:33,929 I'll come over right now. 1013 00:52:34,012 --> 00:52:36,139 Okay, I'm not over you yet, that's why. 1014 00:52:36,223 --> 00:52:37,849 She's not even pretty. 1015 00:52:38,725 --> 00:52:41,228 I'm not doing it. I can't. No. 1016 00:52:49,151 --> 00:52:51,445 What are you doing? Did you eat one of those? 1017 00:52:51,529 --> 00:52:53,614 Did you eat one of those? 1018 00:52:53,697 --> 00:52:55,407 I ate Saturday. 1019 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,868 Okay. Oh, boy. You know what? 1020 00:52:57,952 --> 00:53:00,579 Something's going to happen to you. I don't know what it is, 1021 00:53:00,663 --> 00:53:03,541 but something's going to happen to your body. 1022 00:53:08,087 --> 00:53:09,922 - That was fun. - Oh, my gosh. 1023 00:53:11,924 --> 00:53:15,344 You know what I was thinking? 1024 00:53:15,427 --> 00:53:18,180 You should come with me to Lillian's wedding, maybe. 1025 00:53:18,639 --> 00:53:20,599 Not like that. Not like anything serious. 1026 00:53:20,683 --> 00:53:22,518 But just like a fun time, you know? 1027 00:53:22,601 --> 00:53:27,189 We can get dressed up, and we can go dancing and have a drink. 1028 00:53:27,273 --> 00:53:28,565 It'll be fun, right? 1029 00:53:29,107 --> 00:53:31,943 No. I mean, I don't want to make you have to explain 1030 00:53:32,026 --> 00:53:34,821 to all those people what our relationship is. 1031 00:53:35,238 --> 00:53:38,741 That would suck for you. Right? 1032 00:53:39,701 --> 00:53:41,035 Yeah. I guess so. 1033 00:53:41,411 --> 00:53:43,037 - I'm just thinking of you. - Yeah. 1034 00:53:43,121 --> 00:53:45,706 No, it's okay. 1035 00:53:45,789 --> 00:53:49,084 I have someone else I can ask, anyway. So... 1036 00:53:50,586 --> 00:53:52,129 - Really? - Yeah. 1037 00:53:52,212 --> 00:53:53,422 Who? 1038 00:53:53,547 --> 00:53:54,798 This guy, George. 1039 00:53:56,382 --> 00:53:58,050 George Glass. 1040 00:54:01,429 --> 00:54:02,513 Okay. 1041 00:54:04,097 --> 00:54:06,600 Who is this George? 1042 00:54:07,309 --> 00:54:11,229 He is a very hot, nice guy 1043 00:54:11,313 --> 00:54:14,816 who likes me a lot, and would probably love to be my date. 1044 00:54:14,899 --> 00:54:15,900 Really? 1045 00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:23,908 Well, let me ask you this. 1046 00:54:23,992 --> 00:54:27,871 Can this George Glass 1047 00:54:29,455 --> 00:54:31,832 do this to you? 1048 00:54:42,676 --> 00:54:44,011 Probably. 1049 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,598 You know what? It's getting really late. 1050 00:54:47,681 --> 00:54:51,143 You should probably go. I'm going to miss you so much. 1051 00:55:15,376 --> 00:55:16,377 Annie Walker. 1052 00:55:16,543 --> 00:55:17,544 Hi. 1053 00:55:17,628 --> 00:55:18,879 - Hey. - Hey. 1054 00:55:19,129 --> 00:55:21,382 What brings you in here so early? 1055 00:55:21,465 --> 00:55:24,551 I've just had a bad night. Boy stuff. 1056 00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:27,303 Do you want me to arrest anybody? 1057 00:55:27,387 --> 00:55:28,388 I could do that. 1058 00:55:28,513 --> 00:55:29,514 Actually... No. 1059 00:55:29,847 --> 00:55:32,975 Do you want to talk to a cop about it? We are just like priests. 1060 00:55:34,643 --> 00:55:36,770 Except we can tell everybody about it afterwards. 1061 00:55:36,853 --> 00:55:37,896 I won't, though. 1062 00:55:38,397 --> 00:55:39,605 Doesn't sound very inviting. 1063 00:55:41,232 --> 00:55:42,400 You want a carrot? 1064 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,652 - Right now? - Yeah. 1065 00:55:46,236 --> 00:55:48,405 I'll share. I've got plenty. 1066 00:55:49,406 --> 00:55:50,532 Sure, I'll have a carrot. 1067 00:55:50,657 --> 00:55:51,741 Yeah? 1068 00:55:51,825 --> 00:55:53,076 Okay. 1069 00:55:53,743 --> 00:55:55,703 Yeah, that sounds rough. 1070 00:55:57,037 --> 00:55:58,121 It's going to get better, right? 1071 00:55:58,204 --> 00:55:59,205 I wouldn't have thought so. 1072 00:55:59,288 --> 00:56:02,333 You know, my sister was a maid of honour at our cousin's wedding, 1073 00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:06,002 and she found it so stressful, her hair started falling out. 1074 00:56:06,253 --> 00:56:08,004 - That's terrible. - Yeah. 1075 00:56:08,088 --> 00:56:10,215 It grew back, but it was... 1076 00:56:10,716 --> 00:56:12,216 It was pretty gross. 1077 00:56:12,758 --> 00:56:14,093 Planning a wedding should be fun. 1078 00:56:14,176 --> 00:56:16,846 You know what? If I ever had a wedding, 1079 00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:19,640 I'd want everybody to be stress-free. 1080 00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:21,434 I'd like it to be like a carnival. 1081 00:56:21,892 --> 00:56:25,980 Like, people win prizes for guessing the bride's weight. 1082 00:56:26,063 --> 00:56:27,398 Dunk tanks. 1083 00:56:27,481 --> 00:56:28,607 - Yeah. - You know? 1084 00:56:29,275 --> 00:56:30,359 You could have elephants, 1085 00:56:30,443 --> 00:56:32,778 and the bride and groom can walk on a little tightrope. 1086 00:56:32,862 --> 00:56:35,698 Okay, what you are talking about there, that's a circus wedding. 1087 00:56:35,781 --> 00:56:37,408 - It's a totally different... - Right. 1088 00:56:37,491 --> 00:56:38,909 - You missed it. - Yeah. 1089 00:56:39,785 --> 00:56:42,872 Hey, you know, instead of stressing out about this wedding, 1090 00:56:42,955 --> 00:56:45,540 you know what you should be doing? 1091 00:56:45,623 --> 00:56:47,583 Setting up a new bakery! 1092 00:56:50,669 --> 00:56:52,045 No, I'm kind of done with that. 1093 00:56:52,671 --> 00:56:53,714 What? 1094 00:56:54,381 --> 00:56:56,257 I don't do it anymore. 1095 00:56:56,591 --> 00:56:57,925 All right. 1096 00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:03,514 - You got the ugly carrot. - What? 1097 00:57:04,223 --> 00:57:06,225 There is one in every bag. You have to eat it. It's good luck. 1098 00:57:06,309 --> 00:57:07,435 I'm not eating this. 1099 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,644 Yeah! I'll eat it. 1100 00:57:08,811 --> 00:57:11,147 It's the lucky carrot? No, don't eat it! Don't eat it. Don't eat it! 1101 00:57:12,148 --> 00:57:16,319 - Well, don't litter! I'll fine you. - I'm sorry. 1102 00:57:16,819 --> 00:57:18,362 You know what? Actually, I'm going to pick it up. 1103 00:57:18,446 --> 00:57:19,738 - It really bothers me. - Sorry. 1104 00:57:19,821 --> 00:57:23,992 I'm sorry. It's just that I'm anal about that kind of thing. 1105 00:57:27,537 --> 00:57:32,500 I didn't know that you could be a cop here if you weren't a citizen. 1106 00:57:33,417 --> 00:57:34,501 - You can't. - No? 1107 00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:36,419 No. No, you can't. 1108 00:57:36,503 --> 00:57:38,421 But they made a special dispensation 1109 00:57:38,546 --> 00:57:40,465 because I'm so tough and strong. 1110 00:57:40,548 --> 00:57:42,008 - Right. - And handsome. 1111 00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:43,383 Okay. 1112 00:57:43,467 --> 00:57:45,010 You're pretty... You're pretty tough. 1113 00:57:46,053 --> 00:57:48,096 - I am tough. - You're tough. You're a tough cop. 1114 00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:49,348 Look. You're saying it, but you're laughing. 1115 00:57:49,473 --> 00:57:50,599 No, you're... You're... 1116 00:57:50,682 --> 00:57:51,892 You didn't let me flex that time. 1117 00:57:52,017 --> 00:57:53,227 That was unfair. I'm really tough. 1118 00:57:53,435 --> 00:57:55,270 - So am I. - No. 1119 00:57:55,354 --> 00:57:57,606 Yeah. I could be a cop. 1120 00:57:57,856 --> 00:58:00,776 - You think you could be a cop? - Yeah. 1121 00:58:00,859 --> 00:58:01,860 - Okay. - Yeah. 1122 00:58:01,944 --> 00:58:03,779 Let's see. You know what? 1123 00:58:03,862 --> 00:58:06,949 The sun is nearly up. Let's go and see if you've got what it takes. 1124 00:58:08,909 --> 00:58:09,910 That's right. Now, plant your feet. 1125 00:58:10,035 --> 00:58:11,036 Okay. 1126 00:58:11,119 --> 00:58:12,162 Good. 1127 00:58:12,788 --> 00:58:14,288 And take aim. 1128 00:58:15,872 --> 00:58:19,209 Now, put your left hand behind your head. 1129 00:58:20,252 --> 00:58:22,087 Yeah. And just drop your left hip. 1130 00:58:25,757 --> 00:58:27,759 - I'm kidding. Put your arms out straight. - Okay. 1131 00:58:28,218 --> 00:58:30,094 You want to hit the middle of the license plate. 1132 00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:31,637 That's where you get the most accurate reading. 1133 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,806 - Okay. - Okay, here we go. You ready? 1134 00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:34,932 Okay. 1135 00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:39,436 Fifty-eight. What's the speed limit? 1136 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,728 Fifty-five. 1137 00:58:40,812 --> 00:58:43,481 Okay, they were all right. We'll let them go. 1138 00:58:43,565 --> 00:58:46,192 You were born to do this. Look at you. 1139 00:58:47,110 --> 00:58:48,486 - Okay. - All right, here we go. 1140 00:58:50,446 --> 00:58:52,073 Sixty-three. 1141 00:58:52,448 --> 00:58:53,908 You are missing some good ones here. 1142 00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:57,287 People are on their way to work. Why ruin their day? 1143 00:58:57,954 --> 00:58:59,454 Okay, watch this. 48. 1144 00:59:01,248 --> 00:59:02,249 Forty-eight. How did you do that? 1145 00:59:02,332 --> 00:59:03,500 - It wasn't! - Yes, it was. 1146 00:59:03,584 --> 00:59:05,002 - That's never happened. - Are you serious? 1147 00:59:05,085 --> 00:59:06,503 - It was 48? - Yes, 48! 1148 00:59:06,587 --> 00:59:08,255 - Yeah. - I'm so impressed. 1149 00:59:08,338 --> 00:59:09,506 I'm pretty impressive. 1150 00:59:09,590 --> 00:59:11,550 I'm very impressed by you. 1151 00:59:12,426 --> 00:59:13,427 Whoa! 1152 00:59:13,677 --> 00:59:14,678 Whoa! 1153 00:59:14,887 --> 00:59:16,346 - Whoa! - Damn! 1154 00:59:17,139 --> 00:59:18,307 - That was 91. - 91? 1155 00:59:18,390 --> 00:59:19,391 Yes. Can we go? 1156 00:59:19,474 --> 00:59:20,475 We can go. 1157 00:59:21,685 --> 00:59:22,728 Come on, hot dogger. 1158 00:59:25,105 --> 00:59:26,273 Let's get that fucker. 1159 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,608 Oh, my God! 1160 00:59:28,692 --> 00:59:30,068 Oh, my God! 1161 00:59:39,494 --> 00:59:42,581 ...family lake house. Perfect. 1162 00:59:50,756 --> 00:59:54,426 - Hello? - I just got your e-mail. Lake house? 1163 00:59:55,052 --> 00:59:56,887 Yeah. 1164 00:59:56,970 --> 00:59:59,306 Yeah, it's Lillian's parents' house. 1165 00:59:59,389 --> 01:00:01,934 We used to go there all the time in the summers and everything. 1166 01:00:02,059 --> 01:00:04,561 - It's one of... - A bachelorette in a cabin? 1167 01:00:04,895 --> 01:00:07,064 Wait. Can you... Hold that thought. Hold on. 1168 01:00:07,147 --> 01:00:08,190 Hello? 1169 01:00:08,607 --> 01:00:10,609 Fucking Helen. Hello? 1170 01:00:10,943 --> 01:00:12,569 Annie, it's Rita. 1171 01:00:12,778 --> 01:00:13,904 Hi. 1172 01:00:13,987 --> 01:00:17,240 Listen, I need a trip that I can fantasise forever 1173 01:00:17,324 --> 01:00:19,284 so that I am able to have sex with my husband. 1174 01:00:19,409 --> 01:00:21,495 That's why I'm thinking Vegas. 1175 01:00:22,329 --> 01:00:23,372 Vegas? 1176 01:00:23,455 --> 01:00:24,456 Hang on. Hey! 1177 01:00:24,665 --> 01:00:27,125 Shut your filthy fucking mouths! I'm sorry. 1178 01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,627 I'm surrounded by savages. 1179 01:00:29,795 --> 01:00:31,671 You know what? I should probably run. My other line is ringing. 1180 01:00:31,754 --> 01:00:34,006 You know, I can get cocaine from my hairdresser. 1181 01:00:34,256 --> 01:00:36,592 Okay, bye. Hello? 1182 01:00:36,926 --> 01:00:37,969 - Annie. - Yeah? 1183 01:00:38,094 --> 01:00:41,180 I'm so excited. Helen just called. She said we can go to Vegas. 1184 01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:44,266 You know... Yeah, but we have to... We have to fly there, and... 1185 01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:47,519 Okay, Annie, I know you are afraid of flying, 1186 01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:50,605 but I want to see Criss Angel, but I'm scared. 1187 01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:52,732 Which I sort of love. 1188 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,442 Can you just hold on for one second? 1189 01:00:54,526 --> 01:00:56,735 - Oh, sure, sure, sure. I... - Thanks. Hold on. God damn it. 1190 01:00:56,902 --> 01:00:58,862 - Hello? - Hey, Annie, it's Megan. 1191 01:00:58,946 --> 01:00:59,947 Hey. 1192 01:01:00,030 --> 01:01:02,407 I just had some thoughts about the bachelorette party. 1193 01:01:02,532 --> 01:01:04,116 Okay, here we go. 1194 01:01:04,366 --> 01:01:05,742 Easy-peasy. Vegas it is. 1195 01:01:06,910 --> 01:01:07,953 Helen called you, didn't she? 1196 01:01:08,078 --> 01:01:09,705 Yeah, she got the jump on you. 1197 01:01:11,123 --> 01:01:13,166 I want balls in my face. 1198 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:14,584 Honestly, I think it's Vegas. 1199 01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:16,628 - I love puppets. - Balls. 1200 01:01:16,962 --> 01:01:18,046 I guess we are undecided. 1201 01:01:48,035 --> 01:01:50,078 I feel so bad Annie's stuck back in coach. 1202 01:01:50,245 --> 01:01:51,580 I know, I offered to pay for her 1203 01:01:51,747 --> 01:01:53,123 so she could sit in first class, 1204 01:01:53,206 --> 01:01:55,375 but she said no. 1205 01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:56,585 She's too proud. 1206 01:01:56,668 --> 01:01:58,252 It was nice of you to offer. 1207 01:02:01,047 --> 01:02:02,131 No carry-on, huh? 1208 01:02:02,965 --> 01:02:04,717 - No. - Yeah, I noticed. 1209 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,177 I noticed you didn't put anything in the overhead bin either. 1210 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,261 And I get it. 1211 01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:11,931 I get it. I want you to know, protect and serve 1212 01:02:12,098 --> 01:02:13,558 Air Marshal-style. 1213 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:15,226 What? 1214 01:02:15,310 --> 01:02:17,312 I don't want to infringe on your privacy, man. 1215 01:02:17,395 --> 01:02:19,772 I just... I really appreciate what you do for this country. 1216 01:02:20,314 --> 01:02:22,190 And I respect the hell out of you. 1217 01:02:24,275 --> 01:02:25,359 That's great. 1218 01:02:25,985 --> 01:02:28,154 I'm not an Air Marshal. I'm going to take a nap. 1219 01:02:28,237 --> 01:02:29,321 - Awesome. - Cool. 1220 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:31,823 I'll take the first watch. 1221 01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:35,619 I'm not an Air Marshal. You don't need to take a watch. 1222 01:02:35,702 --> 01:02:36,912 Okay. 1223 01:02:37,871 --> 01:02:39,998 I've got the first watch. 1224 01:02:40,248 --> 01:02:41,540 Please check your seatbelts 1225 01:02:41,624 --> 01:02:43,793 and that your seat backs are in an upright position before takeoff. 1226 01:02:43,876 --> 01:02:44,919 Gosh. 1227 01:02:46,378 --> 01:02:48,422 I am really hoping this flight is quick, 1228 01:02:48,547 --> 01:02:50,549 and we get there on the ground safely. 1229 01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:51,717 I'm not a good flyer, I'm sorry. 1230 01:02:52,093 --> 01:02:54,970 I had a dream last night that we went down. 1231 01:02:55,054 --> 01:02:57,847 Yep. It was terrible. You were in it. 1232 01:02:57,972 --> 01:03:00,433 - What? - It sounds like something's happening. 1233 01:03:09,984 --> 01:03:11,360 Annie, what are you doing up here? 1234 01:03:11,485 --> 01:03:12,861 You are supposed to be in your seat. 1235 01:03:12,945 --> 01:03:14,279 I know. I'm freaking out a little bit. 1236 01:03:14,363 --> 01:03:17,199 Ma'am, we're still ascending. You're gonna need to return to your seat. 1237 01:03:17,366 --> 01:03:18,617 Okay, I was just... 1238 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:21,703 Annie, I have something. 1239 01:03:21,829 --> 01:03:24,456 Take two, you'll fall asleep, wake up and we'll be there. Here. 1240 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:28,502 Ma'am, you're going to have to return to your seat, please. 1241 01:03:28,710 --> 01:03:30,170 - It's fine. - Okay. All right. 1242 01:03:30,254 --> 01:03:32,256 - Ma'am! - All right. All right. 1243 01:03:33,464 --> 01:03:36,717 Oh, my God, I feel terrible. I should be sitting back there with her. 1244 01:03:36,801 --> 01:03:39,720 I shouldn't be up here in first class. I feel like such a jerk. 1245 01:03:39,804 --> 01:03:41,722 Lil, this is your weekend, okay? 1246 01:03:41,848 --> 01:03:43,808 You are treating yourself. Just relax. 1247 01:03:44,016 --> 01:03:45,560 She will be fine. She will make friends. 1248 01:03:45,643 --> 01:03:47,770 There is much more sense of community in coach, I promise you. 1249 01:03:47,854 --> 01:03:48,938 She'll be fine. 1250 01:03:52,315 --> 01:03:55,026 I can't believe you've never been with anybody else. 1251 01:03:55,944 --> 01:03:57,112 Just Kevin. 1252 01:04:00,657 --> 01:04:02,117 I'm sorry. I just... 1253 01:04:02,367 --> 01:04:04,786 Becca, I just can't help but feel bad for you. 1254 01:04:05,203 --> 01:04:07,539 You don't even know what you want. 1255 01:04:07,706 --> 01:04:09,541 I got to know where you keep the gun, man. 1256 01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:12,168 I mean, is it ankle, hip, lower back? 1257 01:04:12,376 --> 01:04:15,004 You don't... Between the cheeks, do you? 1258 01:04:15,087 --> 01:04:20,092 No, I don't stick a gun... up my butt. That's stupid. 1259 01:04:20,176 --> 01:04:21,302 I didn't say "up". 1260 01:04:21,552 --> 01:04:25,139 I just knew of a guy, that guy did a lot of undercover work. 1261 01:04:25,389 --> 01:04:29,310 And all I know is he had tape marks all up and down his cheeks. 1262 01:04:30,144 --> 01:04:31,312 That can't be true. 1263 01:04:31,562 --> 01:04:33,689 People don't keep guns up their asses 1264 01:04:33,772 --> 01:04:36,233 because if you needed to use it, how are you going to get it? 1265 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:37,818 He cut a hole in his pocket. 1266 01:04:37,985 --> 01:04:39,820 - What? - In his back pocket. 1267 01:04:40,237 --> 01:04:41,529 You have got to get something out of your ass 1268 01:04:41,613 --> 01:04:43,656 and you cut a hole in the back of your jeans, 1269 01:04:43,740 --> 01:04:45,616 you want to tell me you can't get to something? 1270 01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:49,328 I don't have a gun for you to put up my ass to make your point. 1271 01:04:49,411 --> 01:04:51,538 I can put my Nano. I will show you. 1272 01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:53,040 I will... If you get me scissors, 1273 01:04:53,165 --> 01:04:54,583 I will cut a hole in my pocket. 1274 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:58,962 And you will never find this again until I want you to find it. 1275 01:05:00,214 --> 01:05:04,676 Kevin can only have sex in bed, in the dark, under the covers, 1276 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,094 only after we have showered 1277 01:05:06,678 --> 01:05:08,096 separately. 1278 01:05:09,180 --> 01:05:11,265 And sometimes, by the time we are finished 1279 01:05:11,390 --> 01:05:13,476 cleaning ourselves, he's too tired. 1280 01:05:14,393 --> 01:05:19,106 And then I pretend I'm tired, but I'm not tired. I'm not tired. I'm not tired. 1281 01:05:19,273 --> 01:05:22,276 That's why every girl needs those slutty college years. 1282 01:05:22,443 --> 01:05:26,072 To experiment, get it out of your system, find out what you like. 1283 01:05:26,781 --> 01:05:30,117 Excuse me, could I have a glass of alcohol when you get a chance? 1284 01:05:31,035 --> 01:05:33,913 Two double Seven and Sevens. 1285 01:05:34,789 --> 01:05:36,289 Is that... 1286 01:05:36,456 --> 01:05:38,625 You will like it. It's sweet. 1287 01:05:39,292 --> 01:05:40,293 I have to go to the bathroom. 1288 01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:43,421 But I heard about a woman who went to the bathroom on a plane. 1289 01:05:43,588 --> 01:05:45,632 She got sucked into the toilet. 1290 01:05:46,633 --> 01:05:48,260 Sucked right in. 1291 01:05:51,388 --> 01:05:52,514 Are you okay? 1292 01:05:52,639 --> 01:05:53,807 Yes. 1293 01:05:53,974 --> 01:05:57,477 Yeah, I just think that what you gave me didn't really do anything. 1294 01:05:57,644 --> 01:06:01,147 I just have too much adrenalin or something. But, thanks. 1295 01:06:01,898 --> 01:06:04,567 Why don't you take my scotch? 1296 01:06:04,734 --> 01:06:07,654 It will just give the pill a little kick that it needs. 1297 01:06:07,821 --> 01:06:09,489 - Honestly, I do it all the time. - Yeah? 1298 01:06:09,656 --> 01:06:12,117 Yeah, and I'm much smaller than you, so you'll handle it. 1299 01:06:13,325 --> 01:06:14,326 Well, thanks. 1300 01:06:14,493 --> 01:06:15,953 - Yeah? - Okay. 1301 01:06:29,466 --> 01:06:30,550 Yummy? 1302 01:06:30,675 --> 01:06:31,843 Yeah, it's good. 1303 01:06:32,010 --> 01:06:34,137 You should just toss it back. Don't waste any more time. 1304 01:06:34,304 --> 01:06:35,346 Okay. 1305 01:06:40,184 --> 01:06:41,352 Look at that. 1306 01:06:43,521 --> 01:06:46,816 Okay, that'll do it. That'll do it. 1307 01:06:47,275 --> 01:06:48,985 So you don't even have sex anymore? 1308 01:06:49,152 --> 01:06:51,487 No, I have sex constantly. 1309 01:06:51,779 --> 01:06:53,114 The sex is constant. 1310 01:06:53,281 --> 01:06:55,950 But he hasn't kissed me in five years. 1311 01:06:56,117 --> 01:06:57,535 What are you doing when you are having sex, then? 1312 01:06:58,703 --> 01:07:01,539 Thinking about other things and wishing it would stop. 1313 01:07:02,332 --> 01:07:04,292 You know, sometimes I just want to watch 1314 01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:06,377 The Daily Show without him entering me. 1315 01:07:07,378 --> 01:07:09,797 - It's the Wet Republic Ultra Pool. - No. 1316 01:07:09,964 --> 01:07:11,132 Are you kidding? 1317 01:07:11,132 --> 01:07:12,467 What is it again? 1318 01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,218 There is a bar in the pool and a tiger. 1319 01:07:14,344 --> 01:07:16,012 What? 1320 01:07:16,179 --> 01:07:18,014 It's crazy. It's Vegas at its best. 1321 01:07:18,181 --> 01:07:21,726 Wait a minute. Is this that place that was on The Real World? 1322 01:07:21,893 --> 01:07:24,520 Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. It's... 1323 01:07:24,687 --> 01:07:27,148 Hey, buddy. How you doing? 1324 01:07:27,315 --> 01:07:31,235 I'm good. I'm so much more relaxed. Thank you, Helen. 1325 01:07:31,402 --> 01:07:35,907 l just feel like I'm excited, and I feel relaxed. 1326 01:07:36,074 --> 01:07:38,201 And I'm ready 1327 01:07:38,368 --> 01:07:41,996 to party 1328 01:07:42,163 --> 01:07:45,416 with the best of them! 1329 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:50,004 ♪ And I'm going to go down to the river ♪ 1330 01:07:50,171 --> 01:07:54,926 Wow! It looks like somebody is really relaxing now. 1331 01:07:55,259 --> 01:07:58,262 What are you guys talking about up here? 1332 01:07:58,429 --> 01:08:01,099 We are going to a restaurant tonight. I know the owner, so... 1333 01:08:01,265 --> 01:08:02,767 You do? 1334 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:06,729 Helen knows the owner. 1335 01:08:10,942 --> 01:08:12,110 Big whoop. 1336 01:08:12,276 --> 01:08:14,278 Let's go take a nap. What do you say? 1337 01:08:14,445 --> 01:08:16,447 Miss, you cannot be up here. 1338 01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,950 Hello, grandpa. 1339 01:08:20,034 --> 01:08:21,828 I'm sorry. I just want to be here with 1340 01:08:21,953 --> 01:08:23,788 my friends, because I'm with this group. 1341 01:08:23,955 --> 01:08:26,791 The sign just went off. Can't she stay up here for a minute and just talk? 1342 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:27,959 Absolutely not. 1343 01:08:28,126 --> 01:08:30,086 Coach passengers are not allowed up here in first class. 1344 01:08:30,253 --> 01:08:31,587 It's policy. I'm sorry. 1345 01:08:32,964 --> 01:08:37,260 This is a very strict plane that I'm on. 1346 01:08:37,427 --> 01:08:39,095 Welcome to Germany. 1347 01:08:40,638 --> 01:08:44,308 Auf Wiedersehen, asshole. 1348 01:08:44,475 --> 01:08:45,476 All right. 1349 01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:46,644 Why don't you go lay down? 1350 01:08:46,811 --> 01:08:49,147 I'm going to go take a nap. I'm tired. 1351 01:08:49,272 --> 01:08:50,314 I think it's a good idea. 1352 01:08:50,481 --> 01:08:53,650 Catch you on the flip side, motherfuckers. 1353 01:08:54,776 --> 01:08:55,735 I'm sorry. 1354 01:08:55,819 --> 01:08:56,903 I'm leaving. 1355 01:08:56,987 --> 01:08:58,029 Thank you. 1356 01:08:59,405 --> 01:09:01,782 This should be open, because it's civil rights. 1357 01:09:01,949 --> 01:09:03,241 This is the '90s. 1358 01:09:03,408 --> 01:09:06,411 Right. It's not. You're in the wrong decade. 1359 01:09:06,578 --> 01:09:08,288 - You are. - Okay, I am. 1360 01:09:08,455 --> 01:09:09,497 Thank you. 1361 01:09:09,831 --> 01:09:12,292 Holy shit. What did you give her? 1362 01:09:30,852 --> 01:09:31,895 Miss? 1363 01:09:33,646 --> 01:09:35,773 No. It's not me. 1364 01:09:35,940 --> 01:09:38,317 Yes, it is you. Please go back to your seat. 1365 01:09:38,484 --> 01:09:40,527 Yes, I am with him. 1366 01:09:40,694 --> 01:09:43,030 I am Mrs Iglesias. 1367 01:09:43,197 --> 01:09:44,198 No, you are not. 1368 01:09:44,323 --> 01:09:47,116 You were just out here and you put sunglasses on. Out. 1369 01:09:47,533 --> 01:09:48,534 But I don't want to. 1370 01:09:48,659 --> 01:09:51,036 Sir, she can have my seat, okay? 1371 01:09:51,119 --> 01:09:53,288 Everyone should experience first class at least once in their lives. 1372 01:09:53,371 --> 01:09:55,665 And Annie shouldn't miss out just because she can't afford it. 1373 01:09:55,832 --> 01:09:57,375 No, ma'am, I'm afraid that's not allowed. 1374 01:09:57,542 --> 01:09:59,502 - Help me, I'm poor. - No, listen, 1375 01:09:59,668 --> 01:10:02,379 we're a whole wedding party. I'm the bride. I'm getting married. 1376 01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:05,382 This seat is empty. She's obviously nervous. We'll calm her down and... 1377 01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:07,217 I understand. But Claire is right. 1378 01:10:07,383 --> 01:10:08,718 Everybody, go back to your seats. 1379 01:10:08,885 --> 01:10:10,385 Okay, you especially. 1380 01:10:10,552 --> 01:10:12,512 You have three seconds to get back to your seat. 1381 01:10:13,721 --> 01:10:15,806 You can't get anywhere in three seconds. 1382 01:10:15,973 --> 01:10:17,057 Well, you'd better try. 1383 01:10:17,224 --> 01:10:18,600 You are setting me up for a loss already. 1384 01:10:18,683 --> 01:10:19,726 Thank you. 1385 01:10:20,894 --> 01:10:23,396 Whatever you say, Stove. 1386 01:10:23,563 --> 01:10:24,898 It's Steve. 1387 01:10:26,233 --> 01:10:28,025 "Stove." What kind of name is that? 1388 01:10:28,192 --> 01:10:30,027 That's not a name. My name is Steve. 1389 01:10:30,194 --> 01:10:31,402 Are you an appliance? 1390 01:10:31,569 --> 01:10:33,404 No, I'm a man, and my name is Steve. 1391 01:10:33,571 --> 01:10:34,906 You are a flight attendant. 1392 01:10:35,073 --> 01:10:37,742 That's absolutely accurate. 1393 01:10:39,577 --> 01:10:41,913 You can close that. Thank you. 1394 01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:48,085 Hey, not-Air Marshall Jon. 1395 01:10:48,252 --> 01:10:50,879 You want to get back in that restroom and not rest? 1396 01:10:51,046 --> 01:10:52,922 No, I have to get back to my seat. 1397 01:10:53,089 --> 01:10:55,716 Yeah, you gotta get back on my seat. 1398 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:58,761 You get it? 1399 01:10:58,928 --> 01:11:00,428 Yeah, I definitely got it. 1400 01:11:00,595 --> 01:11:02,097 What's that? 1401 01:11:04,224 --> 01:11:07,102 I got to get back to my seat. Could you just move your leg, please? 1402 01:11:07,269 --> 01:11:08,769 I got to go. 1403 01:11:11,105 --> 01:11:13,274 Somebody found a souvenir. 1404 01:11:13,774 --> 01:11:17,444 You feel that steam heat coming? That's from my undercarriage. 1405 01:11:17,778 --> 01:11:19,989 That can go up and higher. 1406 01:11:20,155 --> 01:11:21,574 Okay. 1407 01:11:23,325 --> 01:11:25,119 Jon, get us a blanket. 1408 01:11:25,286 --> 01:11:26,620 No. 1409 01:11:26,787 --> 01:11:29,456 I got to take a whiz and I'll be right back. 1410 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:31,500 Cool. 1411 01:11:33,794 --> 01:11:37,506 I don't want you to be a big fuck-up like me. 1412 01:11:37,673 --> 01:11:39,008 How do you think I feel? 1413 01:11:39,174 --> 01:11:41,802 Like me. You can still turn it around. 1414 01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:43,345 No, don't. 1415 01:11:44,637 --> 01:11:45,805 Stop it! 1416 01:11:45,972 --> 01:11:48,683 You are more beautiful than Cinderella. 1417 01:11:48,850 --> 01:11:53,146 You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine. 1418 01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:07,827 What? 1419 01:12:10,955 --> 01:12:12,123 Oh, no. 1420 01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,709 Ladies and gentlemen, 1421 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:18,045 as you can see, the captain has turned on the "fasten seatbelt" sign. 1422 01:12:18,211 --> 01:12:20,297 It appears we've run into a rough patch of weather... 1423 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:21,632 I have an announcement, too. 1424 01:12:21,715 --> 01:12:23,675 There is a Colonial woman on the wing. 1425 01:12:23,759 --> 01:12:25,135 There's a woman on the wing. I saw her. 1426 01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:26,636 There's something they're not telling us! 1427 01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:27,762 - Steve. - All right. 1428 01:12:27,845 --> 01:12:28,971 There's a Colonial woman. 1429 01:12:29,055 --> 01:12:30,765 - She was churning butter on that wing. - Steve, get her. 1430 01:12:30,848 --> 01:12:32,350 - She is out there right now. - Shit! 1431 01:12:32,516 --> 01:12:34,810 Everyone, remain calm! I'm an Air Marshal. 1432 01:12:35,686 --> 01:12:38,356 Yes! I knew it. I got your back, Jon! 1433 01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:39,857 There is a woman on the wing. I saw her. 1434 01:12:40,024 --> 01:12:41,442 There's something they're not telling us. 1435 01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:43,485 Let's get out! Let's open the doors and get out! 1436 01:12:43,652 --> 01:12:46,237 She is dressed in traditional Colonial garb. 1437 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,531 Say goodbye! We are going down! 1438 01:12:48,615 --> 01:12:49,658 Stay calm. 1439 01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:51,033 There is something they are not telling us. 1440 01:12:51,116 --> 01:12:52,784 There is a Colonial woman on the wing. 1441 01:12:53,368 --> 01:12:54,410 I will cover the pilot! 1442 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:01,125 Who is she? What does she want? 1443 01:13:32,365 --> 01:13:34,492 Just let me make it up to you, please. 1444 01:13:35,451 --> 01:13:37,370 I'm telling you, 1445 01:13:37,537 --> 01:13:40,206 your shower is going to be amazing. 1446 01:13:40,373 --> 01:13:42,291 I have so many ideas. 1447 01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:44,126 I want to talk to you about the shower. 1448 01:13:44,292 --> 01:13:46,669 I feel like... 1449 01:13:46,836 --> 01:13:50,840 it has been really overwhelming for you. 1450 01:13:51,632 --> 01:13:53,300 It's just starting to make you crazy. 1451 01:13:53,467 --> 01:13:55,970 No, Lil, I'm fine. I mean... 1452 01:13:57,304 --> 01:13:58,931 Lil, I'm fine. 1453 01:13:59,056 --> 01:14:00,640 No, you're not fine. 1454 01:14:00,807 --> 01:14:02,726 You are not fine, Annie, 1455 01:14:02,892 --> 01:14:05,937 and we need things to just 1456 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:09,107 flow smoothly from now on 1457 01:14:09,274 --> 01:14:12,777 and Helen just knows how to do this kind of stuff. 1458 01:14:12,944 --> 01:14:14,779 She does it all the time. 1459 01:14:14,946 --> 01:14:16,865 She is good at it. She likes doing it. 1460 01:14:17,449 --> 01:14:19,951 This way you don't have to... 1461 01:14:20,702 --> 01:14:24,455 plan any more lunches or trips. 1462 01:14:24,621 --> 01:14:26,457 You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. 1463 01:14:26,623 --> 01:14:27,958 I get it. 1464 01:14:28,125 --> 01:14:30,461 I think it'll be best here on out 1465 01:14:30,627 --> 01:14:33,464 for the shower and for everything. 1466 01:14:33,964 --> 01:14:36,300 Yeah, whatever you want. 1467 01:14:36,467 --> 01:14:39,136 I mean, it's probably best. 1468 01:14:39,303 --> 01:14:41,346 I think so, right? 1469 01:14:41,513 --> 01:14:42,848 Yeah. I just want you to be happy. 1470 01:14:43,015 --> 01:14:45,142 I think that will make me happy. It will be good. 1471 01:14:45,309 --> 01:14:47,352 - Okay. - Okay. 1472 01:14:48,312 --> 01:14:49,480 Good. 1473 01:15:13,587 --> 01:15:14,588 Hey. 1474 01:15:15,005 --> 01:15:16,006 Hey. 1475 01:15:16,173 --> 01:15:18,675 Do you want to hang out? 1476 01:15:26,517 --> 01:15:27,935 It's not funny! Stop laughing. 1477 01:15:28,060 --> 01:15:29,520 It's a little funny. 1478 01:15:29,686 --> 01:15:32,481 None of those girls are laughing, believe me. 1479 01:15:32,648 --> 01:15:34,857 It's not funny. Have you ever been kicked off a plane? 1480 01:15:35,024 --> 01:15:36,025 I can't say that I have. 1481 01:15:36,150 --> 01:15:37,151 Thank you. 1482 01:15:37,318 --> 01:15:41,030 All of the girls... hate me right now. 1483 01:15:41,197 --> 01:15:43,366 You are like the maid of dishonour. 1484 01:15:45,868 --> 01:15:48,538 I hope Lillian isn't going to be mad at me for too long. 1485 01:15:48,704 --> 01:15:50,414 No, she will be all right. 1486 01:15:50,581 --> 01:15:51,999 I don't know, I just wish things were 1487 01:15:52,124 --> 01:15:53,543 the way that they used to be, you know. 1488 01:15:53,709 --> 01:15:55,545 I feel like her life is going off 1489 01:15:55,711 --> 01:15:59,048 and getting perfect, and mine is just like... 1490 01:16:00,883 --> 01:16:02,218 It will turn around, you know. 1491 01:16:02,385 --> 01:16:04,220 I have been hearing that for a long time. 1492 01:16:04,387 --> 01:16:05,930 It's going to turn around. I just know it. 1493 01:16:06,097 --> 01:16:07,723 Anyway. 1494 01:16:08,724 --> 01:16:09,892 You got to bake. 1495 01:16:10,059 --> 01:16:11,769 I don't really do that anymore, I told you. 1496 01:16:11,936 --> 01:16:13,104 Why? 1497 01:16:13,229 --> 01:16:14,437 I don't know, it's just... 1498 01:16:16,231 --> 01:16:19,234 I don't know, after it just went under, l just, kind of, 1499 01:16:20,861 --> 01:16:22,279 stopped, I guess. 1500 01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:24,447 It doesn't make me happy anymore. 1501 01:16:24,614 --> 01:16:26,324 Just because you didn't make any money at it, 1502 01:16:26,408 --> 01:16:27,450 doesn't mean that you failed at it. 1503 01:16:28,285 --> 01:16:30,077 I lost a lot of money. 1504 01:16:30,244 --> 01:16:32,204 All my money. 1505 01:16:32,413 --> 01:16:33,913 But you are so good at it. 1506 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:35,582 Oh, well. Let's change the subject. 1507 01:16:35,748 --> 01:16:37,917 No more baking. I'm done. 1508 01:16:38,084 --> 01:16:40,253 I don't know how you just can't do it anymore. 1509 01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:43,715 If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still... 1510 01:16:43,882 --> 01:16:44,883 Arrest people? 1511 01:16:45,049 --> 01:16:47,051 ...go out with a gun and shoot people. 1512 01:16:47,844 --> 01:16:50,346 I probably wouldn't do that. I'm just trying to make you feel better. 1513 01:16:52,515 --> 01:16:54,183 You are okay, you know. 1514 01:16:55,393 --> 01:16:56,394 You don't know me very well. 1515 01:16:56,561 --> 01:16:58,770 I know you well enough to know that you're not so bad. 1516 01:16:58,937 --> 01:17:00,605 - You got some stuff. - Oh, yeah. 1517 01:17:00,771 --> 01:17:02,523 You got bits and pieces going on. 1518 01:17:02,607 --> 01:17:03,649 Thanks. 1519 01:17:03,733 --> 01:17:05,693 I have been thinking about you a little bit. 1520 01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:07,570 About me? Really? 1521 01:17:07,737 --> 01:17:09,196 There is something about you. 1522 01:17:09,614 --> 01:17:11,908 Something about you that sticks. 1523 01:17:17,538 --> 01:17:19,373 I hate buttons. 1524 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:22,126 Where is the bedroom? 1525 01:17:26,881 --> 01:17:29,592 - Sorry. It's a mountain bike. - Are you okay? 1526 01:17:29,759 --> 01:17:31,135 - Do you like mountain biking? - Uh-huh. 1527 01:17:35,765 --> 01:17:36,933 Take this off. 1528 01:17:37,099 --> 01:17:38,475 I'm so glad this is happening. 1529 01:17:38,642 --> 01:17:39,893 So am I. 1530 01:17:54,824 --> 01:17:56,492 - Hello. - Morning. 1531 01:17:56,659 --> 01:17:58,202 Sorry, I didn't mean to freak you out. 1532 01:17:58,369 --> 01:17:59,620 No, it's okay. 1533 01:17:59,787 --> 01:18:01,872 I haven't been sitting here that long. 1534 01:18:06,251 --> 01:18:07,711 Sorry, I guess I fell asleep. 1535 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,881 I didn't mean to sleep over. 1536 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:12,841 Don't be silly. 1537 01:18:13,968 --> 01:18:15,468 I made you a cappuccino. 1538 01:18:15,635 --> 01:18:17,971 - Made it? - Yeah. 1539 01:18:18,972 --> 01:18:20,848 So, last night was fun. 1540 01:18:21,891 --> 01:18:24,644 It was. It was very fun. 1541 01:18:26,187 --> 01:18:27,188 I had fun. 1542 01:18:27,355 --> 01:18:28,982 It was fun. 1543 01:18:30,316 --> 01:18:33,027 If you care to accompany me to the kitchen, 1544 01:18:33,194 --> 01:18:34,946 the fun may continue. 1545 01:18:35,113 --> 01:18:37,198 A different kind of fun. 1546 01:18:37,365 --> 01:18:40,952 But why don't you just get dressed and whatever, and... 1547 01:18:41,119 --> 01:18:42,453 I left your clothes over there. 1548 01:18:42,578 --> 01:18:43,913 Okay. 1549 01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:45,372 And I'll see you in there. 1550 01:18:45,539 --> 01:18:46,873 Okay. 1551 01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:53,088 There she is. 1552 01:18:53,964 --> 01:18:55,756 Your workshop awaits. 1553 01:18:55,965 --> 01:18:57,841 I know it's a bit crazy, but I popped out 1554 01:18:57,924 --> 01:19:00,760 and I got a few little baking bits and pieces. 1555 01:19:00,927 --> 01:19:02,053 Butter, milk. 1556 01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:04,764 Because I thought that it would be fun for us to bake together today. 1557 01:19:04,931 --> 01:19:06,766 Obviously, you will be doing the baking. 1558 01:19:06,933 --> 01:19:08,560 I will be doing the eating. 1559 01:19:08,727 --> 01:19:10,895 Because you are the expert. 1560 01:19:11,312 --> 01:19:12,896 Yeah, I don't... 1561 01:19:13,063 --> 01:19:14,939 I don't really wanna... 1562 01:19:15,606 --> 01:19:17,650 Sorry. You went to all this trouble, but... 1563 01:19:17,817 --> 01:19:20,278 Come on, I know you haven't done it in a while, but it'll be great. 1564 01:19:20,445 --> 01:19:23,573 Don't be silly, just get into it. You are so good at it. 1565 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:27,117 All right. I get it. 1566 01:19:27,284 --> 01:19:29,828 It was a bit of a curve ball. 1567 01:19:30,078 --> 01:19:31,954 Yeah, I think I'm going to go. 1568 01:19:32,121 --> 01:19:35,666 I'm sorry. I should just probably go. 1569 01:19:36,208 --> 01:19:37,251 Annie, 1570 01:19:38,377 --> 01:19:39,961 I don't know what you are getting so upset about. 1571 01:19:40,128 --> 01:19:41,546 Because you don't know me. 1572 01:19:42,172 --> 01:19:44,841 You don't know anything about me or my life or... 1573 01:19:45,008 --> 01:19:47,844 - Well, no, because... - I don't know what you're trying to do here. 1574 01:19:48,011 --> 01:19:50,096 - I don't need you to fix me. - To fix you? 1575 01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:52,640 I don't need any help. I mean, who do you think you are? 1576 01:19:52,807 --> 01:19:55,560 Jesus, Annie, we had a really good time. And now you are being all... 1577 01:19:55,727 --> 01:19:58,271 It's my fault. I shouldn't have come here last night. 1578 01:19:58,438 --> 01:20:00,482 Last night was a mistake. 1579 01:20:00,648 --> 01:20:02,024 Fucking hell. All right. 1580 01:20:17,998 --> 01:20:20,834 Hey, it's Lillian. Leave a message after the beep. 1581 01:20:21,668 --> 01:20:24,253 Hey, Lil, it's me. 1582 01:20:26,297 --> 01:20:31,052 I'm sure you're probably still a little bit mad at me, but I hope not. 1583 01:20:31,761 --> 01:20:35,932 Anyway, the excitement still continues with me. 1584 01:20:37,350 --> 01:20:41,103 I just slept with a cop that pulled me over 1585 01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:46,399 and I woke up today, and he was really sweet and nice and cute. 1586 01:20:46,691 --> 01:20:49,945 So, naturally, I ran out as fast as I could. 1587 01:20:50,112 --> 01:20:51,780 What's wrong with me? 1588 01:20:53,406 --> 01:20:56,493 Anyway, I know you are busy and stuff, 1589 01:20:56,618 --> 01:20:59,704 so just call me when you get a chance. 1590 01:20:59,871 --> 01:21:04,042 I'd love to talk this out with you when you can. 1591 01:21:04,209 --> 01:21:06,128 Okay, bye. 1592 01:21:14,302 --> 01:21:16,972 Annie! Annie, wake up. 1593 01:21:17,139 --> 01:21:18,890 It's 11:00 am. 1594 01:21:20,558 --> 01:21:22,309 Oh, shit. 1595 01:21:22,476 --> 01:21:24,103 You got a package. 1596 01:21:24,270 --> 01:21:27,815 I'd bring it to you, but you said, "Don't touch my things." 1597 01:21:57,386 --> 01:21:59,138 Please join us for a Parisian brunch 1598 01:21:59,221 --> 01:22:00,973 at the home of Helen Harris III 1599 01:22:01,056 --> 01:22:04,225 to celebrate the marriage of Lillian Donovan and Douglas Price. 1600 01:22:04,726 --> 01:22:09,647 Let us shower Lillian with gifts and love. Répondez s'il vous plaît. Yay! 1601 01:22:18,448 --> 01:22:20,283 - Excuse me. - Oh. Hi. 1602 01:22:20,366 --> 01:22:22,827 I'm looking for a birthday gift for my best friend. 1603 01:22:22,911 --> 01:22:25,455 I want to get her a necklace that says, "Best Friends Forever." 1604 01:22:26,247 --> 01:22:27,749 You sure you want it to say "Forever"? 1605 01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:29,751 Yeah, why? 1606 01:22:29,876 --> 01:22:31,544 Come on. "Forever"? 1607 01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:33,421 Forever. 1608 01:22:33,504 --> 01:22:35,715 I don't think you guys will be best friends forever. No offence. 1609 01:22:35,798 --> 01:22:37,217 But you know... 1610 01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:39,344 The friends you have when you are younger sometimes... 1611 01:22:39,594 --> 01:22:41,638 sometimes you grow apart when you get older. 1612 01:22:41,721 --> 01:22:43,264 Maybe she'll find a new best friend. 1613 01:22:43,431 --> 01:22:45,141 And maybe she will be more successful than you are 1614 01:22:45,225 --> 01:22:47,434 and prettier and richer and skinnier 1615 01:22:47,601 --> 01:22:49,853 and they end up doing everything together. 1616 01:22:50,979 --> 01:22:52,271 You are weird. 1617 01:22:52,521 --> 01:22:54,105 I'm not weird. Okay? 1618 01:22:54,773 --> 01:22:55,774 Yes, you are. 1619 01:22:55,857 --> 01:22:56,858 No, I'm not, and you started it. 1620 01:22:57,025 --> 01:22:58,568 No, you started it. 1621 01:22:58,735 --> 01:23:00,611 Did you forget to take your Xanax this morning? 1622 01:23:00,778 --> 01:23:02,278 God, I feel bad for your parents. 1623 01:23:02,362 --> 01:23:03,404 I feel bad for your face. 1624 01:23:03,696 --> 01:23:05,782 Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in. 1625 01:23:05,865 --> 01:23:07,533 You call me when yours come in. 1626 01:23:07,659 --> 01:23:09,619 - What, do you have four boyfriends? - Exactly. 1627 01:23:09,786 --> 01:23:12,664 Yeah, okay, have fun having a baby at your prom. 1628 01:23:12,830 --> 01:23:14,374 You look like an old mop. 1629 01:23:14,540 --> 01:23:16,376 You know what? You're not as popular as you think you are. 1630 01:23:16,459 --> 01:23:17,460 I am very popular. 1631 01:23:17,752 --> 01:23:19,712 I'm sure you are. 1632 01:23:20,171 --> 01:23:21,297 Very popular. 1633 01:23:21,464 --> 01:23:23,132 Well, you're an old, single loser 1634 01:23:23,258 --> 01:23:24,884 who is never going to have any friends. 1635 01:23:25,677 --> 01:23:26,969 You're a little cunt. 1636 01:23:35,018 --> 01:23:36,270 I'm sorry. 1637 01:23:40,023 --> 01:23:42,150 Let me tell my mom, okay. 1638 01:23:42,734 --> 01:23:44,402 I already told her. 1639 01:23:44,986 --> 01:23:46,153 Was she mad? 1640 01:23:54,954 --> 01:23:57,248 Hi, Annie, it’s Rhodes again. 1641 01:23:57,415 --> 01:23:58,833 Since you're not returning any of my calls, 1642 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,418 I assume that you're not interested 1643 01:24:00,584 --> 01:24:02,837 in spending any more time with me, which is fine. 1644 01:24:03,004 --> 01:24:06,424 So don't worry, I won't be bothering you ever again. 1645 01:24:07,258 --> 01:24:08,968 Get those taillights fixed. 1646 01:24:16,767 --> 01:24:21,022 We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore. 1647 01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:24,191 What? What do you mean? I don't get it. 1648 01:24:24,525 --> 01:24:27,445 The thing is, we decided that it was actually a bit immature 1649 01:24:27,528 --> 01:24:28,863 for a grown-up brother and sister to 1650 01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:30,364 still be living together with a roommate. 1651 01:24:30,656 --> 01:24:33,451 - At our age, it's a bit ridiculous, isn't it? - Yeah. 1652 01:24:33,534 --> 01:24:35,661 - We look a bit silly, don't we? - Pathetic. 1653 01:24:35,828 --> 01:24:37,913 So we are actually going to live together alone. 1654 01:24:38,289 --> 01:24:39,540 Without you. 1655 01:24:39,749 --> 01:24:41,208 You're moving out. 1656 01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:46,088 She's not moving. 1657 01:24:46,172 --> 01:24:47,423 She will move. 1658 01:24:47,590 --> 01:24:48,841 - Eventually. - Eventually. 1659 01:24:48,924 --> 01:24:50,051 She has to. 1660 01:24:50,259 --> 01:24:51,343 She is taking it in. 1661 01:24:51,426 --> 01:24:53,010 You have to leave. 1662 01:24:53,177 --> 01:24:54,553 That's prickly. 1663 01:24:59,808 --> 01:25:01,392 - Hi. - Hi. 1664 01:25:03,394 --> 01:25:05,855 Remember when you thought I hit bottom? 1665 01:25:06,731 --> 01:25:08,066 That wasn't bottom. 1666 01:25:08,399 --> 01:25:10,067 Come here. 1667 01:25:10,901 --> 01:25:13,737 We're gonna have fun. I, for one, am really glad you're here. 1668 01:25:14,237 --> 01:25:15,529 And guess what? 1669 01:25:16,072 --> 01:25:17,656 Good timing. 1670 01:25:18,157 --> 01:25:20,409 You know what just came in today on the Netflix? 1671 01:25:20,868 --> 01:25:22,995 Cast Away. Tom Hanks. 1672 01:25:23,162 --> 01:25:25,164 It's like Forrest Gump, but on an island. 1673 01:25:25,331 --> 01:25:27,416 Honey, you are gonna love it. 1674 01:25:55,945 --> 01:25:58,406 My God. 1675 01:25:58,864 --> 01:26:00,324 This is her driveway? 1676 01:26:01,867 --> 01:26:03,911 Who is that man? 1677 01:26:08,082 --> 01:26:10,291 Are you a guest of Helen Harris III? 1678 01:26:11,126 --> 01:26:13,294 Yes. Technically. I guess. 1679 01:26:13,461 --> 01:26:15,463 An attendant will meet you at the stables. 1680 01:26:15,713 --> 01:26:16,881 Where? 1681 01:26:17,006 --> 01:26:18,216 The shower is over the second bridge. 1682 01:26:18,383 --> 01:26:21,261 - Pink lemonade? - Thank you. 1683 01:26:21,428 --> 01:26:24,472 I don't have a cup holder. Can I just give that... 1684 01:26:28,309 --> 01:26:31,478 Pink lemonade. Nice. Nice touch. 1685 01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:34,440 Shit. 1686 01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:44,450 God damn it, that's good. 1687 01:26:47,453 --> 01:26:49,288 Shit, that is fresh. 1688 01:27:05,846 --> 01:27:08,307 This is the most beautiful shower I have ever been to. 1689 01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:11,185 Yes, and Helen is giving out the cutest party favours. 1690 01:27:11,268 --> 01:27:14,146 I know, I love their pink berets. 1691 01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:31,538 - Would you like some champagne? - Yes. 1692 01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:32,998 It's French. 1693 01:27:34,208 --> 01:27:36,084 Annie. Hey. 1694 01:27:36,502 --> 01:27:37,503 Hi. 1695 01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:40,506 How are you doing? You're here. 1696 01:27:41,048 --> 01:27:43,509 Yeah, I'm here. I was invited. Sorry. 1697 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:46,303 Of course you were invited. I just meant you have arrived. 1698 01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:49,056 - No, I was just joking. - Okay. 1699 01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:51,600 Can you believe this? Isn't it amazing? 1700 01:27:52,392 --> 01:27:53,519 Yep. 1701 01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:55,229 Yeah. It's nice. 1702 01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:57,397 Yeah. Pretty. 1703 01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,441 Are we okay? 1704 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,068 Yes, I'm sorry I haven't called. 1705 01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:03,654 I just didn't want to bug you, but... 1706 01:28:03,737 --> 01:28:06,073 Forgive me. It just got crazy. 1707 01:28:06,156 --> 01:28:08,992 - There has been lots of organising, and... - I have so much to tell you. 1708 01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:11,578 I have to say hi to my aunt or she will get mad at my mom. 1709 01:28:11,662 --> 01:28:13,080 No, you gotta go do your party rounds. 1710 01:28:13,247 --> 01:28:14,706 Yeah. 1711 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,041 I'll see you in a minute. 1712 01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:17,334 Yeah. Okay. 1713 01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:19,169 Rita, you got all our towels. 1714 01:28:19,253 --> 01:28:21,588 Yes, I did. Because I love you, kitten. 1715 01:28:21,838 --> 01:28:23,840 All right, let's see what's next. 1716 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:26,009 Another one, another one, another one. 1717 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:29,513 I know who this is from. I can tell by the wrapping. 1718 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,056 Is that you? 1719 01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:35,894 Annie, you made this. 1720 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:37,938 Look. 1721 01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:39,898 - Oh, man. - Oh, my gosh. 1722 01:28:40,107 --> 01:28:41,650 It's us, Annie. 1723 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:44,236 Oh, my God. Let me see. 1724 01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:47,155 Oh, my God. 1725 01:28:48,115 --> 01:28:53,161 This is all my favourite stuff from all the stores I love in Milwaukee. 1726 01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:56,290 Annie! This is so unbelievable. 1727 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:57,791 Wilson Phillips. 1728 01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:00,459 Man, I love Wilson Phillips. 1729 01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:02,670 We listened to Hold On probably 10,000 times 1730 01:29:02,753 --> 01:29:04,505 when I got my driver's license. 1731 01:29:04,714 --> 01:29:07,633 This is such an amazing gift. 1732 01:29:07,925 --> 01:29:09,301 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1733 01:29:10,427 --> 01:29:12,053 I feel really bad, Lil, 1734 01:29:12,137 --> 01:29:14,222 I didn't get a chance to actually get you a present 1735 01:29:14,306 --> 01:29:16,349 because I have been so busy organising the shower. 1736 01:29:16,433 --> 01:29:18,977 Helen, please. It's more than enough. 1737 01:29:19,144 --> 01:29:21,396 Here is a card to say congratulations. 1738 01:29:21,479 --> 01:29:25,317 Thank you. Gosh, you have really outdone yourself. 1739 01:29:27,652 --> 01:29:29,028 Oh, my God, Helen. 1740 01:29:30,988 --> 01:29:32,615 Honey, what is it? 1741 01:29:33,324 --> 01:29:35,701 Helen's taking me to Paris. 1742 01:29:38,495 --> 01:29:39,787 Your face! 1743 01:29:39,996 --> 01:29:41,456 I got you. I fooled you. 1744 01:29:41,539 --> 01:29:42,540 Look at your face. 1745 01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:46,835 It's just a little pre-wedding vacation. And while we're there, 1746 01:29:46,918 --> 01:29:49,171 we're gonna meet the designer of her dress and have a fitting. 1747 01:29:49,338 --> 01:29:51,840 You are taking me to Paris? 1748 01:29:52,007 --> 01:29:54,551 Oh, my God! This is the best present ever! 1749 01:29:55,177 --> 01:29:56,677 Thank you so much. 1750 01:29:56,802 --> 01:29:57,803 À Paris! 1751 01:29:57,928 --> 01:29:58,971 Oh, my God. 1752 01:29:59,180 --> 01:30:00,764 Are you fucking kidding me? 1753 01:30:02,515 --> 01:30:03,807 - Annie! - No, Mom. 1754 01:30:03,891 --> 01:30:05,183 Motherfucking Paris? 1755 01:30:05,350 --> 01:30:06,392 Annie, what are you doing? 1756 01:30:06,517 --> 01:30:09,812 I told you about Paris, Helen. I told you about this whole idea! 1757 01:30:09,896 --> 01:30:11,230 - Annie, calm down. - No, Lillian! 1758 01:30:11,356 --> 01:30:13,900 What, you're gonna go to Paris with Helen now? 1759 01:30:14,025 --> 01:30:16,110 What, you guys are gonna ride around on bikes 1760 01:30:16,194 --> 01:30:17,862 with berets and fucking baguettes 1761 01:30:17,987 --> 01:30:19,614 in the basket of the front of your bikes? 1762 01:30:19,697 --> 01:30:20,865 How romantic! 1763 01:30:21,157 --> 01:30:24,494 What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? 1764 01:30:24,577 --> 01:30:26,537 Am I right? Lesbian. 1765 01:30:26,704 --> 01:30:28,288 - We're all thinking it, aren't we? - I'm not. 1766 01:30:28,372 --> 01:30:30,707 - Okay? Yes, we're all thinking it, right? - I was. 1767 01:30:30,874 --> 01:30:33,710 - Annie... - Lillian, this is not the "you" that I know. 1768 01:30:33,877 --> 01:30:35,212 The "you" that I know would have 1769 01:30:35,379 --> 01:30:36,713 walked in here and rolled your eyes 1770 01:30:36,838 --> 01:30:38,340 and thought this was completely 1771 01:30:38,465 --> 01:30:39,965 over-the-top, ridiculous and stupid. 1772 01:30:40,049 --> 01:30:43,552 Look at this shower! Look at that fucking cookie! 1773 01:30:43,761 --> 01:30:45,805 Did you really think that this group of women 1774 01:30:45,930 --> 01:30:48,015 was going to finish that cookie? 1775 01:30:48,140 --> 01:30:49,724 Really? You know what? That reminds me, actually. 1776 01:30:49,891 --> 01:30:53,395 I never got a chance to try that fucking cookie! 1777 01:30:55,063 --> 01:30:56,898 Stupid fucking cookie! 1778 01:31:00,568 --> 01:31:03,405 Delicious! Stupid cookie. I think I'll... 1779 01:31:04,613 --> 01:31:07,616 Maybe it's better if I dip it in the chocolate. 1780 01:31:14,707 --> 01:31:15,915 Is this what you want, Lillian? 1781 01:31:22,839 --> 01:31:24,131 This is so awesome. 1782 01:31:24,214 --> 01:31:30,595 All right, let's have some nice, hot, unsanitary chocolate! 1783 01:31:37,477 --> 01:31:39,646 It's hot! Jesus! God! 1784 01:31:39,730 --> 01:31:42,399 Christ, Annie. Have you lost your fucking mind? 1785 01:31:42,482 --> 01:31:44,358 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 1786 01:31:44,442 --> 01:31:46,527 You wouldn't know, would you? Where have you been? 1787 01:31:46,610 --> 01:31:48,779 You would have no idea. Let me fill you in, okay? 1788 01:31:48,988 --> 01:31:51,532 Ever since you got engaged, everything has turned to shit! 1789 01:31:51,615 --> 01:31:54,326 You know what? This is supposed to be about my time! 1790 01:31:54,452 --> 01:31:56,579 You have managed to ruin every event 1791 01:31:56,704 --> 01:31:58,831 in my wedding. Thank you very much. 1792 01:31:58,956 --> 01:32:00,291 Okay, well, thank you very much. 1793 01:32:00,416 --> 01:32:01,792 It's all her fault. It is not mine! 1794 01:32:01,876 --> 01:32:03,084 And you would know that, 1795 01:32:03,168 --> 01:32:06,171 if you got your beautiful haired head out of your asshole. 1796 01:32:06,254 --> 01:32:10,467 In fact, out of her asshole, which I'm sure is perfectly bleached. 1797 01:32:10,592 --> 01:32:12,218 You know what? It is! 1798 01:32:12,302 --> 01:32:13,594 And you know how I know? 1799 01:32:13,677 --> 01:32:15,596 Because I went to the fucking salon with her 1800 01:32:15,721 --> 01:32:17,639 and I got my asshole bleached, too! 1801 01:32:17,973 --> 01:32:20,809 And I love my new asshole! 1802 01:32:21,727 --> 01:32:24,354 You know what? Why can't you just be happy for me 1803 01:32:24,438 --> 01:32:28,066 and then go home and talk behind my back later, like a normal person? 1804 01:32:29,650 --> 01:32:32,195 I am happy for you, Lillian. I am very happy for you. 1805 01:32:32,278 --> 01:32:35,865 I wish you well. I won't bother you anymore. 1806 01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:39,577 Are you kidding me? Annie! 1807 01:32:39,660 --> 01:32:41,328 Go, go, go, go, go! 1808 01:32:41,828 --> 01:32:44,122 Get back here! Stop. 1809 01:32:45,790 --> 01:32:48,334 No, no! She does not get a party favour. 1810 01:32:48,542 --> 01:32:50,418 She does not get a dog! 1811 01:32:53,003 --> 01:32:54,587 And if you are going to act like this, 1812 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:57,089 then don't even bother coming to my wedding! 1813 01:33:05,807 --> 01:33:06,891 I'm proud of you, Lil. 1814 01:33:07,016 --> 01:33:08,142 Shut up, Helen! 1815 01:33:09,518 --> 01:33:12,395 Anybody else have anything they want to share today? 1816 01:33:14,689 --> 01:33:17,943 I took two dogs already. They're in the back of my van. 1817 01:33:36,378 --> 01:33:37,712 What? 1818 01:33:47,222 --> 01:33:49,807 What? Where are you going? 1819 01:33:50,516 --> 01:33:52,059 Hit and run! Classy! 1820 01:33:52,309 --> 01:33:53,727 Perfect! Okay. 1821 01:33:54,854 --> 01:33:58,399 I'm gonna find you! I'm coming! 1822 01:33:58,566 --> 01:34:02,945 Come on! Come on! Come on. 1823 01:34:06,407 --> 01:34:08,409 No! 1824 01:34:23,716 --> 01:34:26,010 Shit. 1825 01:34:29,597 --> 01:34:31,806 I can't say I'm surprised. 1826 01:34:31,973 --> 01:34:34,142 I did tell you to get your lights fixed. 1827 01:34:34,309 --> 01:34:35,809 Yeah, I know. 1828 01:34:35,934 --> 01:34:38,061 And now here we are. 1829 01:34:39,605 --> 01:34:43,025 Look, I have had a horrible day. 1830 01:34:43,191 --> 01:34:45,568 I don't need a lecture from you right now, okay? 1831 01:34:45,735 --> 01:34:47,278 I just... Helen just... 1832 01:34:47,737 --> 01:34:48,738 Don't... 1833 01:34:49,113 --> 01:34:50,907 This didn't happen because of Helen. 1834 01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:53,951 This happened because you didn't get your taillights fixed. 1835 01:34:54,118 --> 01:34:55,620 It's pretty simple. 1836 01:34:59,123 --> 01:35:01,417 Do you have any idea how frustrating it is 1837 01:35:01,542 --> 01:35:03,878 to see you, night by night, drive past me 1838 01:35:04,045 --> 01:35:06,756 with your fucking taillights still broken? 1839 01:35:06,923 --> 01:35:09,050 Do you have any idea how crazy that makes me? 1840 01:35:09,216 --> 01:35:11,636 It's a simple solution! 1841 01:35:11,719 --> 01:35:12,803 Your problem, Annie, 1842 01:35:12,887 --> 01:35:15,806 is that you just don't understand that you can hurt people 1843 01:35:16,098 --> 01:35:18,142 with these broken lights. 1844 01:35:19,393 --> 01:35:21,479 Don't you see how irresponsible this is? 1845 01:35:21,562 --> 01:35:25,315 Yes, I should have gotten my fucking taillights fixed. 1846 01:35:25,482 --> 01:35:27,400 But I didn't, okay? I didn't. 1847 01:35:27,567 --> 01:35:29,736 Listen, don't worry about it. 1848 01:35:29,903 --> 01:35:32,447 Seriously. Your message was received. 1849 01:35:32,614 --> 01:35:35,407 No, look, please, I don't know what's going on with me right now. 1850 01:35:35,491 --> 01:35:39,328 Look, it's fine. Don't bother. Really, what's done is done. 1851 01:35:39,495 --> 01:35:40,995 That's it? Where are you going? 1852 01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:43,748 That's it! That's it. That's how this works. 1853 01:35:43,873 --> 01:35:44,916 Come on. I didn't... 1854 01:35:44,999 --> 01:35:48,752 For the record, Annie, you flirted with me. 1855 01:35:49,127 --> 01:35:53,090 You made me feel like you really liked me, 1856 01:35:53,173 --> 01:35:54,508 which was really unfair. 1857 01:35:54,841 --> 01:35:58,345 And then you came home with me and we did stuff, fun stuff, 1858 01:35:59,513 --> 01:36:01,807 and then you just left, just like it was nothing. 1859 01:36:02,349 --> 01:36:05,894 Oh, please. I know how guys do this thing. 1860 01:36:05,978 --> 01:36:07,478 I know how guys act. 1861 01:36:07,645 --> 01:36:10,189 One minute, it means something. The next minute, it doesn't. 1862 01:36:10,314 --> 01:36:11,357 Right, yeah, you've got it all figured out. 1863 01:36:11,482 --> 01:36:12,525 Yeah. 1864 01:36:12,608 --> 01:36:15,319 How is that working out for you? Pretty good? 1865 01:36:18,614 --> 01:36:19,782 Boom! 1866 01:36:19,865 --> 01:36:22,201 What's up, fuck-buddy? You call for some roadside assistance? 1867 01:36:27,039 --> 01:36:30,626 Thanks, officer. I can handle it from here on out. 1868 01:36:35,673 --> 01:36:36,716 Come on! 1869 01:36:38,050 --> 01:36:39,677 I didn't have anyone else to call! 1870 01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:41,136 I didn't know that you were gonna show up! 1871 01:36:41,219 --> 01:36:42,637 That's the problem with cops, Annie. 1872 01:36:42,762 --> 01:36:44,222 We're just never there when you need us. 1873 01:36:46,349 --> 01:36:47,392 That cop talks weird. 1874 01:36:54,315 --> 01:36:57,694 Come on, dingus. Tick-tock. I got shit to do. 1875 01:36:58,737 --> 01:37:01,072 Check it out. Look what's steering the car. 1876 01:37:07,328 --> 01:37:08,955 Thanks again for picking me up. 1877 01:37:09,039 --> 01:37:10,539 Not a problem. 1878 01:37:11,081 --> 01:37:12,457 Were you busy? 1879 01:37:12,707 --> 01:37:14,876 Well, it is Friday. 1880 01:37:17,085 --> 01:37:19,796 You know, you look tired. 1881 01:37:19,921 --> 01:37:22,007 If you're tired, you can totally 1882 01:37:22,132 --> 01:37:24,259 lay down in my lap, if you want. 1883 01:37:24,801 --> 01:37:25,844 What? 1884 01:37:25,927 --> 01:37:28,180 Just take a little lap-nap. 1885 01:37:34,436 --> 01:37:35,854 If you want. 1886 01:37:36,646 --> 01:37:38,065 Open for biz. 1887 01:37:38,231 --> 01:37:39,775 Okay, can you just pull over? 1888 01:37:39,941 --> 01:37:41,860 Yeah, actually, that's an even better idea. 1889 01:37:41,943 --> 01:37:45,363 No, no, no, can you please just stop the car? I want to get out. 1890 01:37:45,447 --> 01:37:46,615 No, it's super gravelly. 1891 01:37:46,698 --> 01:37:48,658 - Please pull over! - Why? 1892 01:37:48,742 --> 01:37:51,119 Because I would rather get murdered out here 1893 01:37:51,203 --> 01:37:53,371 than spend the next half-an-hour with you. 1894 01:37:53,455 --> 01:37:55,082 Can you please just pull over? 1895 01:37:55,457 --> 01:37:57,542 Come on, Annie. It's called humour. 1896 01:37:57,709 --> 01:37:59,544 Learn about it. 1897 01:38:00,420 --> 01:38:02,339 Besides, I would never last a half-hour. 1898 01:38:06,885 --> 01:38:08,011 Goodbye, Ted. 1899 01:38:12,557 --> 01:38:15,352 If you're trying to turn me on, it's working. 1900 01:38:17,479 --> 01:38:19,106 You used me! 1901 01:38:19,272 --> 01:38:22,567 No big deal. You are no longer my number three! 1902 01:38:35,539 --> 01:38:36,706 Wilson! 1903 01:38:40,127 --> 01:38:43,712 Wilson! I'm sorry! 1904 01:38:45,548 --> 01:38:47,466 I'm sorry, Wilson. 1905 01:38:48,425 --> 01:38:50,636 Wilson, I'm sorry! 1906 01:38:51,387 --> 01:38:52,388 I'm sorry! 1907 01:38:52,471 --> 01:38:53,763 Oh, no, Wilson. 1908 01:38:53,930 --> 01:38:55,098 Wilson! 1909 01:38:57,308 --> 01:38:58,976 I'm coming in. 1910 01:38:59,143 --> 01:39:01,145 Let's go, let's go. And we're walking. 1911 01:39:01,562 --> 01:39:03,438 Okay, we're walking. Heel. Heel! 1912 01:39:03,856 --> 01:39:06,191 No pee. No! Not on the carpet! 1913 01:39:06,358 --> 01:39:08,485 Okay, we're coming... We're coming in. 1914 01:39:08,569 --> 01:39:10,946 Everybody is in and having fun. 1915 01:39:11,113 --> 01:39:13,365 We're having fun. And heel! We're heeling. 1916 01:39:14,074 --> 01:39:15,075 Heel! 1917 01:39:15,534 --> 01:39:16,952 How many of those did you take? 1918 01:39:17,077 --> 01:39:18,537 I took nine. 1919 01:39:18,704 --> 01:39:19,746 I took nine. 1920 01:39:19,913 --> 01:39:24,668 Yeah, I did slightly over-commit to the whole dog thing. 1921 01:39:24,751 --> 01:39:27,671 It turns out, I'm probably more comfortable with six. 1922 01:39:27,838 --> 01:39:30,924 It's a lot... That's a lot of energy to deal with. 1923 01:39:31,091 --> 01:39:32,675 But you wouldn't know anything about that, 1924 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,384 because you haven't been returning my calls. 1925 01:39:36,052 --> 01:39:38,096 And say what, Megan? 1926 01:39:38,180 --> 01:39:41,141 Say, "Hi, I can't get off the couch. 1927 01:39:41,349 --> 01:39:44,811 "I got fired from my job. I got kicked out of my apartment. 1928 01:39:44,895 --> 01:39:48,148 "I can't pay any of my bills. My car is a piece of shit. 1929 01:39:48,231 --> 01:39:50,775 "I don't have any friends. The last time I... 1930 01:39:50,859 --> 01:39:53,195 You know what I find interesting about that, Annie? 1931 01:39:53,278 --> 01:39:56,239 It's interesting to me that you have absolutely no friends. 1932 01:39:56,323 --> 01:39:57,782 You know why it's interesting? 1933 01:39:57,949 --> 01:39:59,284 Here's a friend standing directly 1934 01:39:59,409 --> 01:40:00,785 in front of you, trying to talk to you. 1935 01:40:00,911 --> 01:40:02,329 And you choose to talk about the fact 1936 01:40:02,454 --> 01:40:03,872 that you don't have any friends. 1937 01:40:03,955 --> 01:40:05,331 You know what I mean. 1938 01:40:05,456 --> 01:40:06,832 No, I don't think you want any help. 1939 01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:08,959 - I think you want to have a little pity party. - That's not true. 1940 01:40:09,043 --> 01:40:11,128 I think Annie wants a little pity party. 1941 01:40:11,253 --> 01:40:13,297 - You're an asshole, Annie! - Oh, my God. What are you doing? 1942 01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:15,965 You're an asshole. I'm life. Is life bothering you? 1943 01:40:16,049 --> 01:40:17,091 Yes! What are you doing? 1944 01:40:17,258 --> 01:40:18,301 I'm life, Annie. I'm life, Annie. 1945 01:40:18,509 --> 01:40:20,929 You have got to fight back on life. 1946 01:40:21,012 --> 01:40:22,263 Megan! 1947 01:40:22,388 --> 01:40:23,640 You better learn to fight. 1948 01:40:23,890 --> 01:40:24,891 Megan! 1949 01:40:24,974 --> 01:40:26,768 I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass! 1950 01:40:28,937 --> 01:40:30,855 - Megan... - It's not me. I'm your life. Turn over! 1951 01:40:30,939 --> 01:40:32,106 My God! 1952 01:40:32,190 --> 01:40:36,069 I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life, and you won't do it! 1953 01:40:36,152 --> 01:40:37,195 - You just won't do it. - Stop it. 1954 01:40:37,445 --> 01:40:39,614 You stop slapping yourself. Stop slapping yourself. 1955 01:40:39,781 --> 01:40:42,283 I'm your life, Annie. I'm your shitty... 1956 01:40:43,659 --> 01:40:44,660 I'm sorry. 1957 01:40:45,786 --> 01:40:46,787 Nice hit. 1958 01:40:49,580 --> 01:40:50,581 All right. 1959 01:40:50,665 --> 01:40:52,917 I'm glad to see you've got a little bit of spark in you. 1960 01:40:53,751 --> 01:40:55,627 I knew that Annie was in there somewhere. 1961 01:40:56,002 --> 01:40:57,462 I think... 1962 01:40:57,629 --> 01:41:00,966 I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl. 1963 01:41:01,132 --> 01:41:03,176 A girl named Megan. 1964 01:41:03,343 --> 01:41:04,843 A girl named Megan that didn't have 1965 01:41:04,969 --> 01:41:06,512 a very good time in high school. 1966 01:41:06,679 --> 01:41:09,765 I'm referring to myself when I say "Megan". 1967 01:41:09,932 --> 01:41:11,850 - It's me, Megan. - Yeah, I got that. 1968 01:41:12,017 --> 01:41:13,519 I know you look at me now and think, 1969 01:41:13,602 --> 01:41:15,562 "Boy, she must have breezed through high school." 1970 01:41:15,646 --> 01:41:17,189 Not the case, Annie. 1971 01:41:17,273 --> 01:41:21,110 No, this was not easy going up and down the halls. Okay? 1972 01:41:21,193 --> 01:41:22,777 They used to try to blow me up. 1973 01:41:22,902 --> 01:41:24,486 They threw firecrackers at my head. 1974 01:41:25,112 --> 01:41:26,113 Firecrackers. 1975 01:41:26,488 --> 01:41:28,907 I mean literally. I'm not saying that figuratively. 1976 01:41:28,991 --> 01:41:31,702 I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak. 1977 01:41:32,244 --> 01:41:33,495 Do you think I let that break me? 1978 01:41:33,912 --> 01:41:36,206 Do you think I went home to my mommy, crying, 1979 01:41:36,290 --> 01:41:39,042 "I don't have any friends. Megan doesn't have any friends"? 1980 01:41:39,126 --> 01:41:41,503 No, I did not. You know what I did? 1981 01:41:41,586 --> 01:41:44,089 I pulled myself up, I studied really hard. 1982 01:41:44,172 --> 01:41:46,341 I read every book in the library. And now? 1983 01:41:46,425 --> 01:41:47,843 I work for the government. I have 1984 01:41:47,968 --> 01:41:49,386 the highest possible security clearance. 1985 01:41:49,469 --> 01:41:51,013 - Don't repeat that! - I won't. 1986 01:41:51,096 --> 01:41:52,139 I can't protect you. 1987 01:41:52,431 --> 01:41:54,683 I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes. 1988 01:41:56,685 --> 01:41:57,728 I won't say anything. 1989 01:41:57,978 --> 01:42:00,105 You would be amazed. 1990 01:42:00,355 --> 01:42:01,690 A lot of shopping malls. 1991 01:42:01,898 --> 01:42:03,108 Don't repeat that! 1992 01:42:03,233 --> 01:42:04,484 I won't. 1993 01:42:04,651 --> 01:42:05,735 I have six houses. 1994 01:42:06,110 --> 01:42:09,155 I bought an 18-wheeler a couple of months ago just because I could. 1995 01:42:09,238 --> 01:42:10,448 Okay, you lost Lillian. 1996 01:42:10,531 --> 01:42:11,866 You got another best friend 1997 01:42:11,949 --> 01:42:13,617 sitting right in front of you, if you would notice. 1998 01:42:14,535 --> 01:42:15,578 Huh? 1999 01:42:15,661 --> 01:42:17,371 Now, you got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 2000 01:42:18,039 --> 01:42:19,665 Okay, 'cause I do not associate with people 2001 01:42:19,790 --> 01:42:21,417 that blame the world for their problems. 2002 01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:23,252 'Cause you're your problem, Annie. 2003 01:42:23,419 --> 01:42:25,796 And you're also your solution. 2004 01:42:27,340 --> 01:42:28,883 Right? I mean, that's... 2005 01:42:28,966 --> 01:42:31,093 You get that? 2006 01:42:32,261 --> 01:42:33,721 I just miss her, I guess. 2007 01:42:34,638 --> 01:42:36,766 Yeah, I know you do. 2008 01:42:37,224 --> 01:42:39,184 I know you do. 2009 01:42:39,601 --> 01:42:41,561 All right, come on. Bring it in. 2010 01:42:41,644 --> 01:42:43,063 There's the Annie... 2011 01:42:43,146 --> 01:42:44,856 There's the Annie I knew was there, okay? 2012 01:42:44,981 --> 01:42:47,233 All right. Man, you have got to wash your hair. 2013 01:42:47,359 --> 01:42:48,360 I'm sorry. 2014 01:42:48,443 --> 01:42:49,861 You've got to wash that hair. 2015 01:43:15,512 --> 01:43:16,804 What's wrong? 2016 01:43:16,970 --> 01:43:18,305 Nothing. 2017 01:43:23,268 --> 01:43:24,311 I love you. 2018 01:43:37,825 --> 01:43:40,285 Looks great. Thank you. 2019 01:43:40,536 --> 01:43:44,331 Rhodes and I worked out a deal way back when, so it's on the house. 2020 01:43:45,040 --> 01:43:46,124 Are you serious? 2021 01:43:46,332 --> 01:43:48,626 Yeah. I owe him big time. 2022 01:43:48,876 --> 01:43:50,628 That's really nice. 2023 01:43:58,052 --> 01:43:59,303 Hey, Mom? 2024 01:44:01,472 --> 01:44:02,764 This is my mom, Judy. 2025 01:44:02,848 --> 01:44:04,850 Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. 2026 01:44:04,933 --> 01:44:06,852 Good to meet you, too. 2027 01:44:07,853 --> 01:44:09,855 Wait a minute, don't I know you from AA? 2028 01:44:10,188 --> 01:44:13,525 Oh, my gosh. You made that artichoke dip, didn't you? 2029 01:44:13,692 --> 01:44:15,192 It's good, huh? 2030 01:44:15,276 --> 01:44:16,318 It's just delicious. 2031 01:45:21,217 --> 01:45:22,218 Come in. 2032 01:45:26,805 --> 01:45:28,891 Are you sure you're not gonna come with me today? 2033 01:45:29,141 --> 01:45:30,643 It's Lillian's big day. 2034 01:45:30,726 --> 01:45:32,518 Mom, she doesn't want me there. 2035 01:45:36,189 --> 01:45:38,149 I'll fix you a tuna fish sandwich. 2036 01:45:38,441 --> 01:45:39,733 Mom, it's 8:00 in the morning. 2037 01:45:39,858 --> 01:45:41,276 You can put syrup on it. 2038 01:45:51,245 --> 01:45:52,663 I know. 2039 01:45:53,830 --> 01:45:54,831 Hi. 2040 01:45:55,165 --> 01:45:56,249 What do you want? 2041 01:45:56,415 --> 01:45:58,459 I was wondering if you knew where Lillian was. 2042 01:45:58,834 --> 01:46:00,753 No, why would I... What do you mean? 2043 01:46:01,128 --> 01:46:03,756 I can't find her. We've looked everywhere. 2044 01:46:03,923 --> 01:46:05,007 What? 2045 01:46:05,091 --> 01:46:07,260 She is missing. Can you help? 2046 01:46:07,760 --> 01:46:09,428 Okay, just wait here. I think I know 2047 01:46:09,595 --> 01:46:11,263 someone that might be able to help. 2048 01:46:11,429 --> 01:46:13,598 - I'll get my keys. - Can I just use... 2049 01:46:16,767 --> 01:46:20,688 I mean, l just don't know what could have possibly gone wrong. 2050 01:46:20,771 --> 01:46:22,355 Everything was going smoothly. 2051 01:46:22,438 --> 01:46:24,398 The dress looked fantastic. It had come in from Paris. 2052 01:46:24,773 --> 01:46:27,025 Dougie was being great and very helpful. 2053 01:46:27,109 --> 01:46:31,738 I had organised everything to the last final detail. 2054 01:46:31,822 --> 01:46:33,282 I just... 2055 01:46:33,448 --> 01:46:35,116 I don't know what's happened to her. 2056 01:46:35,324 --> 01:46:37,451 I don't know. You should know, right? 2057 01:46:37,535 --> 01:46:40,830 You're her best friend. It's weird that you don't know. 2058 01:46:40,997 --> 01:46:42,248 You guys are so close. 2059 01:46:46,335 --> 01:46:49,839 Annie, I want to apologise to you personally 2060 01:46:49,964 --> 01:46:52,717 for all of the things that have gone down. 2061 01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:54,719 I know that I hurt you, 2062 01:46:54,802 --> 01:46:57,305 and that I created a distance between you and Lillian. 2063 01:46:57,388 --> 01:46:59,223 - I want to apologise for that... - I don't want to hear... 2064 01:46:59,307 --> 01:47:00,850 ...and everything that happened 2065 01:47:00,975 --> 01:47:02,518 at the shower. And with Las Vegas... 2066 01:47:02,601 --> 01:47:04,395 Okay, I don't want to hear any more, honestly. 2067 01:47:04,478 --> 01:47:06,564 I don't even want to talk to you. 2068 01:47:07,189 --> 01:47:09,442 Harry never really wants to talk to me, either. 2069 01:47:09,525 --> 01:47:12,236 He travels a lot. Like, all year. 2070 01:47:12,320 --> 01:47:14,947 I'm basically just by myself. 2071 01:47:15,031 --> 01:47:18,075 I don't want to... I don't feel sorry for you. 2072 01:47:19,243 --> 01:47:20,995 I really liked that original dress 2073 01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,830 you picked at the bridal store. 2074 01:47:22,913 --> 01:47:25,833 I thought it was beautiful. You have really lovely taste. 2075 01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:29,378 Thanks, but it's a little too late for that. 2076 01:47:29,545 --> 01:47:30,713 And I know... 2077 01:47:30,796 --> 01:47:33,757 I don't think that Brazilian food really gave us food poisoning. 2078 01:47:33,840 --> 01:47:34,841 No, it did. 2079 01:47:35,008 --> 01:47:35,967 No, I don't think it did. 2080 01:47:36,051 --> 01:47:38,053 It was the food. I shit my pants on the way home. 2081 01:47:38,136 --> 01:47:39,554 I don't think it was your fault. 2082 01:47:40,096 --> 01:47:41,848 That was my fault. 2083 01:47:42,724 --> 01:47:45,393 I think people just ask me to their weddings 2084 01:47:45,518 --> 01:47:48,188 because I'm good at organising parties. 2085 01:47:50,273 --> 01:47:53,026 I don't have any female friends. 2086 01:47:54,069 --> 01:47:55,569 I'm so sorry. 2087 01:47:55,944 --> 01:47:58,072 Why are you smiling, Annie? 2088 01:47:58,238 --> 01:47:59,906 It's just... It's just... 2089 01:48:00,073 --> 01:48:02,533 It's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. 2090 01:48:02,700 --> 01:48:04,452 And that makes me kind of happy. 2091 01:48:05,203 --> 01:48:08,580 I look ugly? No, I don't. I don't really look ugly. 2092 01:48:08,663 --> 01:48:10,957 A little bit. You're an ugly crier, but that's okay. 2093 01:48:11,041 --> 01:48:12,751 No, I'm not really an ugly crier. 2094 01:48:12,959 --> 01:48:14,419 - Maybe just a little bit. - No. 2095 01:48:14,586 --> 01:48:15,921 Just a little bit. 2096 01:48:16,797 --> 01:48:18,757 It's just my makeup. 2097 01:48:18,924 --> 01:48:20,967 But I still look pretty good. 2098 01:48:24,554 --> 01:48:25,764 Rhodes! 2099 01:48:27,056 --> 01:48:28,057 Rhodes. 2100 01:48:28,766 --> 01:48:30,058 Rhodes. 2101 01:48:31,226 --> 01:48:32,685 Come on! Rhodes! 2102 01:48:32,977 --> 01:48:34,479 - He's ignoring you. Let me. - Yes, he is. 2103 01:48:34,562 --> 01:48:36,564 Officer! Roll down your window! 2104 01:48:36,731 --> 01:48:39,609 Excuse me! Please! 2105 01:48:40,652 --> 01:48:43,363 Rhodes, I know you can hear me, and I know you're mad at me, 2106 01:48:43,780 --> 01:48:46,157 but I need your help. Please! 2107 01:48:48,993 --> 01:48:50,661 You know this guy? 2108 01:48:59,837 --> 01:49:00,921 What are you doing? 2109 01:49:01,004 --> 01:49:02,631 I just want to get his attention. 2110 01:49:03,923 --> 01:49:06,008 Annie! Oh, my God. 2111 01:49:08,761 --> 01:49:10,555 Reckless driving! 2112 01:49:12,849 --> 01:49:16,602 Annie, my hair! What are you doing? 2113 01:49:16,727 --> 01:49:18,938 I'm speeding! You better pull me over! 2114 01:49:22,107 --> 01:49:23,150 Really? 2115 01:49:23,316 --> 01:49:25,152 Here comes the litter-bug! 2116 01:49:29,656 --> 01:49:31,616 Let's see what Marmaduke's doing. 2117 01:49:31,908 --> 01:49:34,369 Just texting. Talking on the phone while I'm driving. 2118 01:49:34,453 --> 01:49:36,955 Not even using my hands. Oh, hi! 2119 01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:40,041 Yum! Yum! 2120 01:49:40,250 --> 01:49:41,750 Beer! 2121 01:49:41,876 --> 01:49:42,877 Yum! Yum! Yum! 2122 01:49:43,627 --> 01:49:44,670 Idiot. 2123 01:49:47,006 --> 01:49:48,882 Hey, what's up, man? 2124 01:49:59,099 --> 01:50:01,226 I don't care. I don't care. 2125 01:50:06,730 --> 01:50:09,357 I'm going to hurl. I feel really sick, Annie! 2126 01:50:11,109 --> 01:50:13,361 Hey, who's driving that car? 2127 01:50:16,114 --> 01:50:17,157 Can we go up now? 2128 01:50:18,116 --> 01:50:19,992 That's not clever. 2129 01:50:20,326 --> 01:50:21,410 Hey! 2130 01:50:21,494 --> 01:50:22,994 I'm topless! 2131 01:50:24,286 --> 01:50:25,786 I'm totally topless. 2132 01:50:35,338 --> 01:50:36,546 Really? 2133 01:50:38,632 --> 01:50:40,508 Wow. Unbelievable. 2134 01:50:40,841 --> 01:50:42,551 What the fuck are you doing? 2135 01:50:42,718 --> 01:50:43,761 I don't know. 2136 01:50:43,844 --> 01:50:45,387 Hey! Are you crazy? 2137 01:50:45,679 --> 01:50:46,847 Are you crazy? 2138 01:50:47,014 --> 01:50:49,934 All of that stuff, that would have been dangerous for a good driver. 2139 01:50:50,184 --> 01:50:53,187 I'm sorry. I just... I really need your help. 2140 01:50:53,354 --> 01:50:54,480 We can't find Lillian. 2141 01:50:55,856 --> 01:50:57,107 How long has she been gone? 2142 01:50:57,233 --> 01:50:58,484 She's been missing for 12 hours. 2143 01:50:58,651 --> 01:50:59,902 12 hours? 2144 01:51:00,069 --> 01:51:02,613 It's not a missing person until it's at least 24 hours. 2145 01:51:02,696 --> 01:51:04,907 Have you ever seen CSI? 24 hours. 2146 01:51:05,366 --> 01:51:07,575 Let me get on with my job, Annie. 2147 01:51:07,742 --> 01:51:10,495 Nathan, please? 2148 01:51:10,662 --> 01:51:11,704 I really need your help. 2149 01:51:13,790 --> 01:51:15,082 Please, Nathan. 2150 01:51:15,707 --> 01:51:16,708 Who is this one? 2151 01:51:17,167 --> 01:51:18,210 - This is Helen. - I'm Helen. 2152 01:51:18,377 --> 01:51:19,545 What? 2153 01:51:19,711 --> 01:51:20,879 It's Helen. 2154 01:51:21,213 --> 01:51:25,217 Hello, Helen. I've heard wonderful things. 2155 01:51:28,386 --> 01:51:31,472 Okay, thanks, buddy. Bye-bye. 2156 01:51:31,639 --> 01:51:33,223 Okay, we've traced her cell phone 2157 01:51:33,390 --> 01:51:34,974 to the corner of Craner and Rose. 2158 01:51:35,808 --> 01:51:37,142 Do you know where that is? 2159 01:51:37,226 --> 01:51:39,270 Yes. That is her apartment. 2160 01:51:40,062 --> 01:51:41,230 I thought you said you looked there. 2161 01:51:41,397 --> 01:51:42,439 We did. We did. Last night. 2162 01:51:42,565 --> 01:51:43,607 Okay. 2163 01:51:43,899 --> 01:51:46,652 So you're saying she's at her apartment? That's what you're telling me? 2164 01:51:46,735 --> 01:51:48,403 She must have gone back after you left. 2165 01:51:48,486 --> 01:51:49,778 God, that was crazy of her. 2166 01:51:50,028 --> 01:51:51,238 Thank God! Thank you. Let's go. Let's go. 2167 01:51:51,363 --> 01:51:52,573 Okay. 2168 01:51:56,034 --> 01:51:57,410 We found her! 2169 01:52:01,205 --> 01:52:03,833 I am so sorry. I didn't mean to waste your time. 2170 01:52:03,916 --> 01:52:05,751 That's embarrassing. 2171 01:52:06,919 --> 01:52:08,838 - Thank you - No, you are welcome. 2172 01:52:08,921 --> 01:52:10,923 It's this kind of high-octane stuff 2173 01:52:11,090 --> 01:52:13,092 that really made me want to become a cop. 2174 01:52:13,426 --> 01:52:15,511 "Missing girl found at her apartment." 2175 01:52:15,678 --> 01:52:17,096 It's... 2176 01:52:17,263 --> 01:52:19,265 It's adrenalin-pinching. 2177 01:52:21,767 --> 01:52:23,227 It's nice to see you. 2178 01:52:27,273 --> 01:52:30,066 I'm glad that you got your taillights fixed. 2179 01:52:30,233 --> 01:52:32,152 Means I won't have to stop you again. 2180 01:52:37,073 --> 01:52:38,116 Okay. 2181 01:52:39,826 --> 01:52:41,453 Annie, let's go. 2182 01:52:43,455 --> 01:52:45,582 Anyway, go and save your friend from her apartment. 2183 01:52:46,207 --> 01:52:47,459 Bye-bye. 2184 01:52:47,626 --> 01:52:48,960 Bye. 2185 01:53:16,988 --> 01:53:19,658 Do you mind actually if I go by myself? 2186 01:53:21,284 --> 01:53:23,160 - Sure. - Okay. 2187 01:53:24,370 --> 01:53:25,996 Lil? 2188 01:53:27,164 --> 01:53:28,624 Lillian? 2189 01:53:30,416 --> 01:53:31,417 Lil? 2190 01:53:31,501 --> 01:53:32,502 Go away. 2191 01:53:41,469 --> 01:53:42,512 What happened? 2192 01:53:45,515 --> 01:53:48,684 This whole wedding is fucked up. 2193 01:53:49,017 --> 01:53:51,311 Helen just took over everything, and 2194 01:53:53,688 --> 01:53:55,272 everything's got out of control. 2195 01:53:55,356 --> 01:53:58,234 And my dad can't afford the wedding. 2196 01:53:59,193 --> 01:54:02,655 This has been really hard to do without you. 2197 01:54:03,739 --> 01:54:06,659 It's been shitty. 2198 01:54:08,868 --> 01:54:10,495 I'm sorry. 2199 01:54:11,496 --> 01:54:13,372 Nope. I'm sorry. 2200 01:54:13,872 --> 01:54:15,666 I'm sorry I kicked you out of my wedding. 2201 01:54:17,458 --> 01:54:18,542 It's my fault. 2202 01:54:18,625 --> 01:54:19,668 No, it's my fault. 2203 01:54:19,751 --> 01:54:22,671 I think I'm the one with the mental problems. 2204 01:54:22,879 --> 01:54:24,089 Yeah, wasn't it my turn to be crazy? 2205 01:54:24,214 --> 01:54:25,465 The bride's supposed to be crazy. 2206 01:54:25,549 --> 01:54:26,550 Yes, technically. 2207 01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:29,553 You kind of stole all the crazy. I out-crazied you. 2208 01:54:31,805 --> 01:54:33,223 Everything's going to be okay. 2209 01:54:33,473 --> 01:54:35,684 Yeah? How do you know that? 2210 01:54:38,687 --> 01:54:41,231 I left the rehearsal dinner last night. 2211 01:54:41,398 --> 01:54:43,525 I told Dougie I had to go get Q-tips. 2212 01:54:43,692 --> 01:54:45,068 And... 2213 01:54:46,152 --> 01:54:49,280 all of a sudden, I realised I was driving here. 2214 01:54:49,363 --> 01:54:50,447 I came here. 2215 01:54:53,158 --> 01:54:57,328 I realised this is the last time I'm going to be here 2216 01:54:57,495 --> 01:54:59,205 in this apartment 2217 01:54:59,372 --> 01:55:00,623 with that couch, 2218 01:55:00,999 --> 01:55:02,250 and this bed, 2219 01:55:02,417 --> 01:55:04,335 and take a bath in my bathtub. 2220 01:55:04,502 --> 01:55:06,337 Because you know how much I love my bathtub. 2221 01:55:06,588 --> 01:55:07,547 It's a good tub. 2222 01:55:07,672 --> 01:55:10,300 - I slept in there on my 30th birthday, remember? - Uh-huh. 2223 01:55:11,384 --> 01:55:13,052 Everything's gonna change. 2224 01:55:14,596 --> 01:55:16,556 I mean, I'm not going to get to 2225 01:55:16,681 --> 01:55:18,600 live five minutes away from you. 2226 01:55:21,769 --> 01:55:23,395 And it makes me so sad. 2227 01:55:27,900 --> 01:55:28,901 Well, don't be. 2228 01:55:29,526 --> 01:55:32,487 Don't be sad. Because things are going to change, 2229 01:55:32,570 --> 01:55:36,032 but they'll be better. 2230 01:55:37,742 --> 01:55:38,950 You know? 2231 01:55:39,326 --> 01:55:42,913 You're gonna take this huge, great, beautiful step. 2232 01:55:43,914 --> 01:55:46,208 And Dougie loves you more than anything. 2233 01:55:47,375 --> 01:55:48,543 And so do I. 2234 01:55:52,672 --> 01:55:55,342 But what about you? What's gonna happen to you? 2235 01:56:01,139 --> 01:56:03,350 I'm gonna be fine. 2236 01:56:05,811 --> 01:56:08,522 So don't worry, okay? I'm gonna be... 2237 01:56:08,688 --> 01:56:10,315 I'm gonna be fine. 2238 01:56:10,649 --> 01:56:12,192 I am fine. 2239 01:56:15,821 --> 01:56:19,241 And besides, you need to blaze the trail for me. 2240 01:56:19,407 --> 01:56:22,327 And then report back and tell me what's coming. 2241 01:56:23,203 --> 01:56:25,372 Whatever you say, boss. 2242 01:56:27,833 --> 01:56:29,751 All right, let's get your dress on, 2243 01:56:29,876 --> 01:56:31,836 okay, and let's go to your wedding. 2244 01:56:33,504 --> 01:56:35,088 Oh, yeah. 2245 01:56:35,964 --> 01:56:37,340 That's the other problem. 2246 01:56:47,767 --> 01:56:51,855 Don't you dare laugh. 2247 01:56:59,778 --> 01:57:00,821 Okay. 2248 01:57:00,904 --> 01:57:03,115 I cannot wear this dress! 2249 01:57:03,365 --> 01:57:04,867 Okay, don't panic. 2250 01:57:06,034 --> 01:57:07,536 This is a nightmare. 2251 01:57:08,370 --> 01:57:09,913 We'll fix it. 2252 01:57:10,205 --> 01:57:11,748 We'll tweak it. 2253 01:57:12,416 --> 01:57:13,959 I will not let you walk down that aisle 2254 01:57:14,042 --> 01:57:15,918 unless you look perfect and beautiful, I promise. 2255 01:57:16,210 --> 01:57:19,379 Do you have a chainsaw and a blowtorch? 2256 01:57:22,172 --> 01:57:24,466 I think this wedding is gonna be a disaster. 2257 01:57:24,550 --> 01:57:25,634 No, don't say that. 2258 01:57:26,010 --> 01:57:27,970 If Helen had anything to do with this wedding, 2259 01:57:28,053 --> 01:57:31,640 it is going to be perfect and tasteful and beautiful. 2260 01:57:31,724 --> 01:57:32,725 That's true. 2261 01:57:33,809 --> 01:57:36,562 Will you, Douglas, take Lillian to be your wife? 2262 01:57:36,770 --> 01:57:39,731 Will you love her, comfort her, and keep her 2263 01:57:39,898 --> 01:57:42,817 and, forsaking all others, remain true to her 2264 01:57:42,901 --> 01:57:44,903 as long as you both shall live? 2265 01:57:44,986 --> 01:57:46,029 I do. 2266 01:57:46,362 --> 01:57:48,907 And will you, Lillian, take Douglas to be your husband? 2267 01:57:48,990 --> 01:57:51,326 Will you love him, comfort him, and keep him 2268 01:57:51,492 --> 01:57:52,784 as long as you both shall live? 2269 01:57:54,076 --> 01:57:55,411 I do. 2270 01:57:57,246 --> 01:57:59,415 By the powers vested in me by the state of Illinois, 2271 01:57:59,665 --> 01:58:01,417 I pronounce you husband and wife. 2272 01:58:01,667 --> 01:58:02,751 You may now kiss the bride. 2273 01:58:13,637 --> 01:58:15,180 Ladies and gentlemen, 2274 01:58:15,263 --> 01:58:19,684 here with us tonight is Lillian's favourite band singing her favourite song. 2275 01:58:19,851 --> 01:58:24,105 Put your hands together for Wilson Phillips! 2276 01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:29,361 Hi, everybody! 2277 01:58:31,863 --> 01:58:33,114 How we doing tonight? 2278 01:58:33,657 --> 01:58:35,617 I am not paying for this shit. 2279 01:58:37,702 --> 01:58:38,954 Really? 2280 01:58:40,622 --> 01:58:41,998 It's the last one, I promise. 2281 01:58:42,082 --> 01:58:43,792 - The last one. - The last one. 2282 01:58:44,459 --> 01:58:47,379 ♪ I know this pain 2283 01:58:48,713 --> 01:58:52,801 ♪ Why do you lock yourself up in these chains? 2284 01:58:54,636 --> 01:58:57,931 ♪ No one can change your life except for you 2285 01:58:59,223 --> 01:59:03,644 ♪ Don't ever let anyone step all over you 2286 01:59:04,144 --> 01:59:07,773 ♪ Just open your heart and your mind 2287 01:59:09,316 --> 01:59:12,152 ♪ Is it really fair to feel 2288 01:59:12,861 --> 01:59:14,737 ♪ This way inside 2289 01:59:16,906 --> 01:59:19,158 ♪ Someday somebody's gonna make you 2290 01:59:19,325 --> 01:59:21,577 ♪ Want to turn around and say goodbye 2291 01:59:21,661 --> 01:59:23,663 ♪ Until then, baby, are you going to let them 2292 01:59:23,788 --> 01:59:25,748 ♪ Hold you down and make you cry? 2293 01:59:25,832 --> 01:59:26,833 ♪ Don't you know 2294 01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:28,668 ♪ Don't you know things can change 2295 01:59:28,835 --> 01:59:30,003 ♪ Things'll go your way 2296 01:59:30,378 --> 01:59:34,424 ♪ If you hold on for one more day 2297 01:59:35,008 --> 01:59:39,846 ♪ Can you hold on for one more day? 2298 01:59:40,013 --> 01:59:43,349 ♪ Things'll go your way 2299 01:59:43,683 --> 01:59:46,394 ♪ Hold on for one more day 2300 01:59:55,695 --> 01:59:58,364 ♪ You could sustain 2301 01:59:59,699 --> 02:00:03,369 ♪ Or are you comfortable with the pain? 2302 02:00:04,871 --> 02:00:09,375 ♪ You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness 2303 02:00:09,542 --> 02:00:10,501 ♪ No, baby 2304 02:00:10,585 --> 02:00:13,880 ♪ You got yourself into your own mess 2305 02:00:15,214 --> 02:00:19,093 ♪ Letting your worries pass you by 2306 02:00:19,260 --> 02:00:20,511 ♪ Baby 2307 02:00:20,678 --> 02:00:26,059 ♪ Don't you think it’s worth your time to change your mind? 2308 02:00:26,225 --> 02:00:27,560 ♪ No, no 2309 02:00:27,727 --> 02:00:29,896 ♪ Someday somebody's gonna make you 2310 02:00:30,063 --> 02:00:31,189 ♪ Want to turn around and say goodbye 2311 02:00:32,398 --> 02:00:33,816 ♪ Until then, baby, are you going to let them 2312 02:00:33,941 --> 02:00:35,401 ♪ Hold you down and make you cry? ♪ 2313 02:00:35,568 --> 02:00:37,570 What's so funny? 2314 02:00:38,529 --> 02:00:42,241 I put a loaded gun in Dougie's carry-on. 2315 02:00:43,076 --> 02:00:46,954 The TSA is going to just rip his ass apart. 2316 02:00:50,792 --> 02:00:51,793 Annie? 2317 02:00:53,461 --> 02:00:54,462 Hey. 2318 02:00:57,924 --> 02:00:59,884 Did you have a nice evening? 2319 02:01:00,051 --> 02:01:02,053 It was beautiful. Yeah. 2320 02:01:02,303 --> 02:01:04,430 What did you think of the wedding? 2321 02:01:05,389 --> 02:01:06,808 It was... 2322 02:01:06,933 --> 02:01:07,934 It was great. 2323 02:01:08,101 --> 02:01:09,227 - It was great, right? - Yeah. 2324 02:01:09,435 --> 02:01:10,603 It was perfect. 2325 02:01:11,270 --> 02:01:12,522 It was great. 2326 02:01:12,647 --> 02:01:13,939 Yeah, it was great. 2327 02:01:17,442 --> 02:01:19,402 It was really nice meeting you. 2328 02:01:20,320 --> 02:01:21,988 Yeah, it was... 2329 02:01:22,155 --> 02:01:24,825 Helen, it was really nice meeting you, too. 2330 02:01:28,912 --> 02:01:30,539 Hey, you know, maybe 2331 02:01:30,622 --> 02:01:34,292 sometime the three of us could go to Rockin' Sushi together. 2332 02:01:36,086 --> 02:01:38,964 Thank you, Annie. 2333 02:01:39,131 --> 02:01:40,799 I would love that. 2334 02:01:47,180 --> 02:01:49,140 Your ride is here. 2335 02:02:05,531 --> 02:02:07,491 Hey, how did everything go? 2336 02:02:09,702 --> 02:02:10,786 Strangely well. 2337 02:02:10,911 --> 02:02:11,995 Good. 2338 02:02:14,998 --> 02:02:16,624 So, I ate your cake... 2339 02:02:17,625 --> 02:02:19,043 that you left. 2340 02:02:19,169 --> 02:02:20,170 - You did? - Yeah. 2341 02:02:20,378 --> 02:02:21,588 I mean, I had to fight some raccoons off. 2342 02:02:22,630 --> 02:02:24,841 But that's okay. I'm pretty strong and tough, 2343 02:02:24,966 --> 02:02:27,177 so it wasn't much of a contest. 2344 02:02:27,343 --> 02:02:28,427 So that might have been... 2345 02:02:28,510 --> 02:02:29,845 I'm just going to kiss you now rather than just... 2346 02:02:42,858 --> 02:02:44,234 Officer Rhodes, please report to... 2347 02:02:44,318 --> 02:02:45,319 I'm on duty. 2348 02:02:46,153 --> 02:02:47,779 And I need to put my uniform on. 2349 02:02:47,863 --> 02:02:49,781 If I drive like this, they're gonna think I just stole a car, 2350 02:02:49,865 --> 02:02:51,033 which wouldn't be great. 2351 02:02:52,325 --> 02:02:54,702 You could ride with me... if you want. 2352 02:02:54,869 --> 02:02:56,829 - You want to come? - Yeah, I do. 2353 02:02:57,038 --> 02:02:58,080 Come on. 2354 02:02:58,164 --> 02:02:59,165 All right. 2355 02:02:59,332 --> 02:03:00,374 Whoa! Whoa! Where are you going? 2356 02:03:00,499 --> 02:03:01,542 I'm getting in the car. 2357 02:03:01,626 --> 02:03:03,294 - No, no, no, you got to get in the back. - What? 2358 02:03:03,461 --> 02:03:05,630 You can't sit in the front, it's against regulations. 2359 02:03:05,713 --> 02:03:07,798 Come on. Come on. 2360 02:03:07,965 --> 02:03:09,675 You're going to make me sit in the back seat? 2361 02:03:09,884 --> 02:03:11,135 Yeah, come on. 2362 02:03:11,219 --> 02:03:12,303 Sorry. Habit. 2363 02:03:12,637 --> 02:03:13,888 All right. 2364 02:03:14,013 --> 02:03:15,223 It's a force of habit. 2365 02:03:19,018 --> 02:03:20,394 Can I please get in the front seat? 2366 02:03:20,561 --> 02:03:23,564 Actually, no, I'm afraid there's a warrant out for your arrest. 2367 02:03:23,731 --> 02:03:25,399 What? Why? 2368 02:03:25,483 --> 02:03:28,152 Reckless driving, littering, texting, 2369 02:03:28,319 --> 02:03:30,238 consuming alcohol while operating a vehicle. 2370 02:03:30,404 --> 02:03:31,447 You didn't think I was going to 2371 02:03:31,530 --> 02:03:33,114 let you get away with that, did you? 2372 02:03:33,907 --> 02:03:36,159 Could we put the siren on? Please? 2373 02:03:38,662 --> 02:03:40,038 Thank you. 2374 02:03:41,998 --> 02:03:43,917 ♪ I know that there is pain 2375 02:03:44,000 --> 02:03:46,377 ♪ But you hold on for one more day 2376 02:03:46,543 --> 02:03:50,088 ♪ And you break free from the chains 2377 02:03:51,422 --> 02:03:54,092 ♪ Yeah, I know that there is pain 2378 02:03:54,259 --> 02:03:56,219 ♪ But you hold on for one more day 2379 02:03:56,386 --> 02:03:59,430 ♪ And you break free, break from the chains 2380 02:04:01,683 --> 02:04:03,935 ♪ Someday somebody's gonna make you 2381 02:04:04,060 --> 02:04:06,271 ♪ Want to turn around and say goodbye 2382 02:04:06,437 --> 02:04:08,439 ♪ Until then, baby, are you going to let them 2383 02:04:08,564 --> 02:04:10,524 ♪ Hold you down and make you cry? 2384 02:04:10,691 --> 02:04:11,692 ♪ Don't you know 2385 02:04:11,858 --> 02:04:13,110 ♪ Don't you know things can change 2386 02:04:13,277 --> 02:04:15,112 ♪ Things'll go your way 2387 02:04:15,279 --> 02:04:17,614 ♪ If you hold on ♪ 2388 02:04:19,116 --> 02:04:20,408 Okay. 2389 02:04:21,616 --> 02:04:24,911 This is Tape 119. 2390 02:04:25,287 --> 02:04:28,872 Air Marshall Jon and I's first sexual encounter. 2391 02:04:29,248 --> 02:04:30,624 Is there a hungry bear anywhere? 2392 02:04:30,749 --> 02:04:32,125 I'm a hungry bear. 2393 02:04:32,292 --> 02:04:34,419 I just happen to have this bear sandwich. 2394 02:04:34,585 --> 02:04:35,712 Is there a hungry bear? 2395 02:04:35,837 --> 02:04:36,963 I'm a very hungry bear. 2396 02:04:37,130 --> 02:04:38,798 Did you see how my flap opens? 2397 02:04:38,965 --> 02:04:41,884 Yeah, that's a good-looking bear sandwich. 2398 02:04:41,968 --> 02:04:43,636 Yeah, that's a big bear sandwich. 2399 02:04:43,803 --> 02:04:45,972 - Do you want a bite of that sandwich? - Feed me. 2400 02:04:46,139 --> 02:04:47,181 It's meat and cheeses. 2401 02:04:50,268 --> 02:04:51,311 Uh-oh. 2402 02:04:51,394 --> 02:04:55,565 I hope you don't have a salad. Oh, yeah. 2403 02:04:57,065 --> 02:04:58,859 Hey, guess what. Guess what, ham. 2404 02:04:58,942 --> 02:04:59,943 Fuck it up. 2405 02:05:00,027 --> 02:05:01,235 I'm gonna fuck you up, ham nipple. 2406 02:05:01,319 --> 02:05:02,570 - Ham nipple. - Fuck it up. 2407 02:05:03,904 --> 02:05:05,323 A little hard. 2408 02:05:06,615 --> 02:05:08,659 A little hard. A little hard.